Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train

Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.

For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

I love you

I've never realised this text assumes there are only men on the train

Is it really "not safe for work" if everyone at work is in on it?

Some dude on the same train as mine started masturbating and everyone were saying like "what the fuck" and "Call the police" when he stopped. When he dropped the phone, I started masturbating to the content in question on the phone. Please put an NSFW tag, I dont want this shit happening again.

Chica and Bonnie from FNAF

Bowling alley animations

Art

I ruined my search history for you: https://tinyurl.com/mra5wd35. Apparently rule34 from "Five Nights at Freddie's" game, characters called Toy Chica and Toy Bonnie.

So, I actually shaved all body hair (save for the gentlemen’s region) in high school for big swim meets - it was a thing that the swim team did. Doesn’t actually make a meaningful difference unless you’re legitimately an Olympic-level competitor. I was always SUPER thrown off trying to sleep the night before the meet because sheets feel SO WEIRD on my skin without any hair on my limbs and chest.

just curious, when you were done how much did you miss? my first time I missed so much 😭

Underrated AF.

Nah, this is closer to Dr. Seuss illustrations.