Man I need to catch up on this comic...

What the actual fuck is that image on the screen?

Okay, I gotta admit that got me pretty good...

I mean, it's an opinion piece in the NY Post, what do you expect? Nobody with two brain cells to rub together takes them seriously.

Noun moms (plural moms)

1. (African-American Vernacular) Affectionate term of address for one's mother.

I'm pretty sure I have the same thing. People look at me like I'm crazy when I tell them cucumber has a strong, awful taste. I've had so many people tell me "cucumber just tastes like crunchy water" but it's SO strong to me.

This is the later version. In the original, this lady was topless.

MoR was the most excruciatingly self-congratulatory thing I have ever had the misfortune to read. I understand that some people like it, and more power to them, I guess, but I found it to be painfully bad.

I have lived in Georgia, and I can confirm that this is true...

There's a conversation starter that has popped up in a couple of my friend groups that is similar to this, basically "what movies would be improved by all but one actor being replaced by muppets?" My answer has consistently been Face/Off with Nic Cage as the only human actor. I even threw a poster together...

I love Orange Membrane's older stuff. Their latest album didn't really do it for me, though...

Can't believe you wouldn't go with Cumming, Georgia...