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We've seen too much rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 7 points 5 hours ago
[-] Marighost@lemm.ee 33 points 9 hours ago

Same reason Jim Jones always wore sunglasses. Dude was relentlessly zonked out of his mind constantly.

[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 147 points 12 hours ago

Dude was blasted out of his gourd, Jesus Christ... good thing he's not in charge of the fucking Government!

[-] SnotFlickerman 92 points 12 hours ago

I deserve to use drugs because I'm rich and I know what I'm doing. Peasants are the real drug abusers.

-Musk probably

[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 39 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

And you just know he's flying high while he has the kids on him, too... what a vile creature...

Edit: not saying this is universally a bad thing, depends on the drug and, most importantly, the parents. But in Musk's case, I can't imagine K mixed with an overinflated ego and the delusion of immortality fosters a safe environment for the wee'uns.

Edit: pot (heh) calling the kettle black corrected their errors.

[-] Doom@ttrpg.network 14 points 10 hours ago

He can't be around them sober is my guess. Not because he can't tolerate them but because the Elon the public/his kids see isn't really Elon. Dude is probably absolutely miserable depressed and pissy

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Dude is probably absolutely miserable depressed and pissy

Good

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 19 points 9 hours ago

He's kinda in charge of fucking the government.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 24 points 7 hours ago

That's the joke.

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 25 points 9 hours ago

I’ve been Living under a small rock - whats wrong with wormtongue’s eyes and why do they look like that?

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 70 points 12 hours ago
[-] hector@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

He may be pissing blood now for all we know...

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Here's to hoping 🥂

[-] HEXN3T 33 points 11 hours ago

Fortunately, and unfortunately, ketamine is rather safe. Just tell him to mix it with alcohol or grapefruit.

[-] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 2 points 45 minutes ago* (last edited 44 minutes ago)

Tell that to Chandler Bing.

Get Musk a hot tub stat.

[-] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 hours ago

It's safe as a one off but consistent use can cause some pretty severe problems

[-] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 hours ago

This caused me to look up side affects, long list. Hope it hurts when he pees. He's definitely showing some symptoms:

  • holding false beliefs that cannot be changed by fact

  • unusual excitement, nervousness, or restlessness

[-] yardy_sardley@lemmy.ca 6 points 8 hours ago

It brings me some amount of comfort to imagine musk getting a jolt of horror every time he pisses blood.

[-] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 hours ago

Wasn't he already doing that? You know, from his botched penis job or whatever?

[-] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Hi everybody! So what are we doing, a lengthening or a widening?

[-] TwanHE@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

I know it hits real good in combination with drinking but what would be the detrimental effects. Cant imagine being able to take enough to do any damage before you pass out.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 14 points 11 hours ago

Can it be spiked?

With rat poison?

[-] HEXN3T 11 points 11 hours ago

Well yeah, but then that's mostly rat poison, as opposed to ketamine. Like, I could lace rice with botulinum toxin.

[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Or tell him to get his fix from whoever supplied Matthew Perry and take a nice bath ¯\(ツ)

[-] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 5 hours ago

When he what?

[-] SnotFlickerman 47 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)
[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Did... Did you just link to TV Tropes? Do you realize what you've done?? You're now solely responsible for wasting thousands of man-hours. Oh, the humanity! 😫

[-] hungryphrog 15 points 10 hours ago

I've had open wounds less bloody than those eyes.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 15 points 11 hours ago

That's it. If Xi Jinping is Pooh then Elon is Stimpy from this day forth.

[-] Thorry84@feddit.nl 13 points 10 hours ago

Nah don't do that, don't ruin Stimpy for me. I actually loved that show.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

Then definitely avoid looking up it's creator.

[-] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 hours ago

Does Xi being pooh bear ruin Pooh Bear for you? Hasn't for me.

I don't see why using Stimpy would.

[-] Kit 8 points 12 hours ago

This is the first relatable things he's done

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