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[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 37 points 1 day ago

The "three copies" part makes this seem really fake. Why would a parent buy more than one copy of a game?

[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

And why would they open all three? Or even one?

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

If it were a single one I could see a kid playing it to see if it's any good, but three? Makes no sense. I know most of these green texts are fake, but anon could have done better.

[-] Manalith@midwest.social 8 points 1 day ago

It's a flimsy argument but the only thing I can think is the kid thought it was a joke and opened all three to make sure they were indeed all the same

A couple of my kin pulled this exact joke on me, funny enough two of the joke games ended up being pretty good.

[-] therealzordon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Gotta get two copies of Bonestorm https://youtu.be/FgXxtgu76Ag

[-] mo_lave@reddthat.com 4 points 1 day ago

You thought it's a fishing game. It was Skyrim.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 51 points 2 days ago
[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

Kid is dumb for assuming mother knew what cod was

Mom is dumb for not clarifying?

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 40 points 2 days ago

Did a quick search, that game is available to pretty much every platform. PS2, PS3, PS4, Wii, WiiU, NDS, 360. The buy 2 get 1 free makes more sense now

[-] WILSOOON@programming.dev 8 points 1 day ago

Anon ahould have kept his copied of sega bass fishing. The most intense game ever produced

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 94 points 2 days ago

Was Anon just being a pedantic dick, or are they profoundly ignorant? Why would they fail to make the obvious assumption that the parent meant Call of Duty? Isn’t helping clueless parents a regular part of the job?

Or am I the ignorant one, and missing the joke entirely?

[-] DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 143 points 2 days ago

Anon was being a PoS. Ofc they knew they meant Call of Duty.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago

Despite the other comments, this has real /thathappened vibes. First of all the OP would have to be a dick, second, why buy 3 copies or have any sort of “buy the same game x3” deal. Nobody does that.

[-] Halosheep@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago

You think someone would do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

“Everything written on the internet is true.”

-Abraham Lincoln, 1801.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 day ago

The internet was invented by George Washington, the boy who could not tell a lie. That's why it was designed to be lie-proof.

[-] clarinet_estimator@lemm.ee 14 points 2 days ago

Yeah, as an ex GS employee - GS does not have the profit margins on new games to do a sale like that on new games. Only used games get put on buy two get one sales, and those can be returned.

So this is definitely a /thathappened moment.

Also like... How old is this post? Even when I worked at GS years ago parents knew what CoD was. The first CoD came out in 2003 it is not the kind of obscure that parents would ask about.

[-] ebolapie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Store had a big stock of that game that nobody wanted to buy, and Anon managed to get rid of three copies from that stock.

[-] Masta_Chief@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

CEO mindset right there. Anon is going places

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 78 points 2 days ago

You are the ignorant one, unfortunately. It is a well known fact that GameStop cashiers just want to watch the world burn, and that is exactly what they did to that family Christmas.

They did the little man dirty for the lulz.

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

It’s funny. The most innocent pranks ever on YouTube happen at GameStop.

LEAVE OR I CALL LAW!

Every time!

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 2 points 2 days ago

Oh well. It happens. It’s just hard for me to imagine ruining a kid’s Christmas on purpose.

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 41 points 2 days ago

Anon was obviously trolling the parent.

[-] baduhai@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 days ago

Or am I the ignorant one, and missing the joke entirely?

Oof.

[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I several times explained age ratings to grannies looking to get GTA for their grandsons, and I haven't ever worked at a real game store.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 103 points 2 days ago

This is so gay, a rainbow blew apart my anus, and I liked it

[-] zloubida@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago

I want to taste the rainbow

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

Slurp slurp!

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago
[-] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago
[-] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 74 points 2 days ago

Thought it was a prank and one was going to actually have CoD in it.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 days ago
[-] echodot@feddit.uk 8 points 2 days ago

Sadly it's dead community. Last post was over a year ago

[-] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 days ago

I really enjoy fishing games =/

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

were you the kid in the story?

[-] ebolapie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Yes. We had to get rid of the game because he was playing too much.

[-] SuluBeddu@feddit.it 3 points 1 day ago

Well actually cod is meant to be played by adults only

So, you know, it's a good deed in a way. A very deceiving and lucrative one, but still good 🧐

[-] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

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this post was submitted on 18 Feb 2025
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