I'm a big boyfriend, all growed up, I can make hot pocket and peanut butter sandwich.

You mean to say I should let it out of the enriching environment i've set up for it in my basement? What if it runs away???

To this day, the "Now with FLAVOR!" part still kills me.

I tried a bit from the tap after my son was born, can say it was not bad at all

have you considered migrating back to reddit, so our eyes don’t have to read such comments like this one?

But only do it on special events. Otherwise it won't go back to regular food.

And getting to eat a peach several times a week.

Is that a Chubbyemu video or a knockoff?

I'm over 40 and only eat pizza bites, KD, and poutine. I've never had a single health related...aggggggggggggggggggggggg

Damn, you'd hit up ur local pussy dealer

My last boyfriend‘s diet consisted of protein shakes, ass, dick, cum, G, and amphetamines.

Do they rip the worst farts or am I just telling on myself that pizza rolls give me room-clearing war crimes-level gas bombs?

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In my 20s, most men can cook? Is what I was going to say but then I rememebered I kinda taught and got a few ppl started cooking, you kinda just need to learn to experiement and be okay with failure, a lot of ppl just dont want to ruin their meal or waste food, gotta cook when you aren't hungry for the love of the game lol.

Borscht

My wife makes chicken and steak. My experience good.

I have gotten used to coffee and desert. I am officially an old man now.

However, the Italians/French are onto something, an espresso after lunch is great. It gives you half an hour or so of slacking off and then the caffeine kicks in.