I think it's really funny when people say this because this is exactly what made me stop using Windows.

Yeah fair enough

Moids really will just believe a made up story on the internet and then say shit like this. After all, the first thing you gotta remember about any greentext is that it's fake and that anon is gay.

Bruh why do you think the Steam Deck is called that in the first place?

Yes, I understand that there's a lot of popular misconceptions regarding virginity and female genitalia and that my joke plays off of them. I am a woman and I don't need this explained to me, thanks (though I suppose your contribution is helpful for anyone unaware of this).

> "shield maiden"

> look inside

> lacking her maidenhead

My strapon is too rigid to helicopter 😔

zoomers

Hey pal, don't blame us for this shit, most of us are in our twenties

Ariel needs legs

You're a shit joker, get better material.

I'm shocked that the number isn't higher, does that count?