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[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 132 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

be 20 y/o permavirgin

I was 22 when I had my first time. Never considered myself a permavirgin.

Happy the poster found happiness for the following reasons:

a) he got laid

b) he's no longer a virgin

c) he found happiness

d) he found someone to love and that loves him back

e) there are two more people happy in the world

but, holy turtle on a skateboard, am I really happy for having one less doofus complaining of being alone.

Bring on the hate! I love you all!

[-] SitD@lemy.lol 29 points 4 months ago

😍 we love you too dude

[-] TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

OMG, are y'all dating now?

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[-] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 16 points 4 months ago

I was 29 years old when I met my first girlfriend and had my first sex and I regret nothing. I didn't really realize it at the time, but I wasn't at all ready at 20 years old.

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[-] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 116 points 4 months ago

I wonder how long the "pretends" remains a thing

[-] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 105 points 4 months ago

[-] jia_tan 48 points 4 months ago

[-] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 months ago

Depends on the pretense, presumably.

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[-] peregrin5@lemm.ee 97 points 4 months ago

The solution to incels was femboy waifus all along.

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 89 points 4 months ago

Thank god they censored apeshit

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 44 points 4 months ago

Language, motherfucker! 😡

[-] rbn@sopuli.xyz 24 points 4 months ago

🚨 This way, officer... That's the one who used the swearwords. 😱

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 85 points 4 months ago

Fake: Anyone you meet on Discord is either a murderer or a fed.

Gay: Self-evident.

[-] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 30 points 4 months ago

Can confirm, met several people from discord, am now dead.

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 7 points 4 months ago

I hope you get better soon. Thoughts and prayers.

[-] PlainSimpleGarak@lemmings.world 7 points 4 months ago

And you can only communicate from the afterlife via Lemmy? Fate, tis a cruel bitch.

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[-] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago

I mean... Nothing in this story implies femboy isn't a fed, and just really committed to the bit.

[-] GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago

Gotta get that dna sample somehow.

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[-] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 58 points 4 months ago

Where these housewife Discord femboys in the room with us right now?

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 months ago

Asking for a friend

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[-] LuckyPierre@lemm.ee 58 points 4 months ago

Aww, that's sweet. A real modern day love story.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago

A modern Romeo and Romeo

[-] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 4 months ago

Romeow

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[-] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 51 points 4 months ago

Twinkdeath gonna hit them like a truck

[-] jia_tan 19 points 4 months ago

WHY IS EVERYONE POSTING EGG EMOJIS???!!!??!!

[-] Droechai@lemm.ee 12 points 4 months ago

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[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago

Be careful to keept it then. My people are watching. If you lose your Virginity there go the powers.

[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 10 points 4 months ago

I was 24 when a harlot stole my precious seed and robbed me of the promise of the mystic arts.

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[-] TheGreenWizard@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 months ago

The council watches with great interest.

[-] djsoren19 42 points 4 months ago

I've spent like 5 minutes searching and still cannot get a definitive answer. wth is the qualifier that makes a sundress "anime?"

[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 55 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The zoomer incel gooner that spends weeks or months ERPing in discord consumes only anime as media and does not ever see an actual woman in an actual sundress, in media or the real world.

Thus, to them, all sundresses are anime sundresses.

[-] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 18 points 4 months ago

My work is getting a new ERP and I just got out of a long meeting about it. I'm a little disoriented.

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[-] djsoren19 17 points 4 months ago

...y'know this explanation makes a lot of sense.

[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I said it because I've known quite a few zoomer hikikomori.

Its like people who only read or type words, but never actually have audible conversations with those words... they have no idea how to pronounce them.

Why would they? No relevant use case.

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

Its like people who only read or type words, but never actually have audible conversations with those words... they have no idea how to pronounce them.

my friend pronounced Meme Me-Me the other day and I about died laughing

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[-] PineRune@lemmy.world 48 points 4 months ago

You won't find an answer.

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[-] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 24 points 4 months ago

When it's this one: https://static.myfigurecollection.net/upload/pictures/2019/04/11/2192078.jpeg

[-] djsoren19 8 points 4 months ago

I dunno if going around in Asuka's fit is going to make "straight" men go crazy horny, but maybe I'm not focusing enough on the crazy part. It should at least get me choked, right?

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[-] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 37 points 4 months ago

That's a bit gay

[-] Opisek@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

But is it fake and the OP is gay?

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[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 35 points 4 months ago

Anon, you gotta lock that up. Get him preganat immediately

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

That might be difficult. But keep trying anyway.

[-] GNUmer@sopuli.xyz 33 points 4 months ago

Real: Dude thought he was going to be a permavirgin at age 20

Gay: He's pinning a Discord femboy

[-] PanArab@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago

Being attracted to femboys isn't homosexual. The attraction is to the femininity in them. Both are happy, all is good.

I apologize if any of the words are offensive or inappropriate. Someone once wrote that "femboy" is offensive, I don't know of an alternative word.

[-] Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 4 months ago

There are only two genders: smash and pass

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