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Thank god "shit" is censored
(lemmy.ml)
Aww, that's sweet. A real modern day love story.
Anon, you gotta lock that up. Get him preganat immediately
Being attracted to femboys isn't homosexual. The attraction is to the femininity in them. Both are happy, all is good.
I apologize if any of the words are offensive or inappropriate. Someone once wrote that "femboy" is offensive, I don't know of an alternative word.
20 years of virginity are rookie numbers, I'm getting those wizard powers at 30
Be careful to keept it then. My people are watching. If you lose your Virginity there go the powers.
I was 24 when a harlot stole my precious seed and robbed me of the promise of the mystic arts.
The council watches with great interest.
you don't have to worry, my virginity is safe
Fake: Anyone you meet on Discord is either a murderer or a fed.
Gay: Self-evident.
I mean... Nothing in this story implies femboy isn't a fed, and just really committed to the bit.
Gotta get that dna sample somehow.
bro is lost in the sauce
Can confirm, met several people from discord, am now dead.
I hope you get better soon. Thoughts and prayers.
And you can only communicate from the afterlife via Lemmy? Fate, tis a cruel bitch.
Could have it worse, in hell they can only communicate via Xitter.
That's debatable. I'm honestly not sure which platform talks about Trump/Musk more. It's exhausting.
be 20 y/o permavirgin
I was 22 when I had my first time. Never considered myself a permavirgin.
Happy the poster found happiness for the following reasons:
a) he got laid
b) he's no longer a virgin
c) he found happiness
d) he found someone to love and that loves him back
e) there are two more people happy in the world
but, holy turtle on a skateboard, am I really happy for having one less doofus complaining of being alone.
Bring on the hate! I love you all!
I was 29 years old when I met my first girlfriend and had my first sex and I regret nothing. I didn't really realize it at the time, but I wasn't at all ready at 20 years old.
I was 22 when I had my first time. Never considered myself a permavirgin.
Same. People are so damn dramatic.
Thank god they censored apeshit
Language, motherfucker! ๐ก
๐จ This way, officer... That's the one who used the swearwords. ๐ฑ
The solution to incels was femboy waifus all along.
That's a bit gay
may be fake, but it is most definitely gay.
But is it fake and the OP is gay?
Where these housewife Discord femboys in the room with us right now?
Asking for a friend
Twinkdeath gonna hit them like a truck
WHY IS EVERYONE POSTING EGG EMOJIS???!!!??!!
Real: Dude thought he was going to be a permavirgin at age 20
Gay: He's pinning a Discord femboy
I've spent like 5 minutes searching and still cannot get a definitive answer. wth is the qualifier that makes a sundress "anime?"
The zoomer incel gooner that spends weeks or months ERPing in discord consumes only anime as media and does not ever see an actual woman in an actual sundress, in media or the real world.
Thus, to them, all sundresses are anime sundresses.
...y'know this explanation makes a lot of sense.
I said it because I've known quite a few zoomer hikikomori.
Its like people who only read or type words, but never actually have audible conversations with those words... they have no idea how to pronounce them.
Why would they? No relevant use case.
Its like people who only read or type words, but never actually have audible conversations with those words... they have no idea how to pronounce them.
my friend pronounced Meme Me-Me the other day and I about died laughing
Yeah, it's may-may
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