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The announcement comes the same day a White House official told NBC News that President Donald Trump would be attending the game.

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[-] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago
[-] Mac@mander.xyz 13 points 16 hours ago

Imagine a world where every single POC quit on the spot. Goddamn, that would be beautiful.

[-] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago
[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago

Because they want to continue racism? I mean, how did it get there in the first place. "Oh wait... Nevermind. We weren't serious."

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 32 points 19 hours ago

Because they're gonna replace it with "End Fascism", right?

[-] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago

anakin face

[-] FolknForage@lemm.ee 31 points 23 hours ago

My consolation is that these motherfuckers are not ready for how hard the pendulum will swing back.

It will be a proper wrecking ball.

[-] Crikeste@lemm.ee 15 points 23 hours ago

I agree, what’s that timeline look like for you though? 4 years? 8 years? The “wait” is gonna fuckin’ suck.

Crossing my fingers for the first trans president, though.

[-] MangoCats@feddit.it 9 points 20 hours ago

2 years. Think positively, act positively, make it happen.

2/3 control of the House and a clear majority in the Senate. Not enough to make an impeachment stick, but more than enough to stop the madness.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

2026 could be a great year for the Dems in the Senate. The Republicans currently hold 22 of the 33 seats up for election. Depending on how much Trump fucks the economy, it's mathematically possible for the Dems to hold 67 Senate seats in 2027.

That's enough to simultaneously impeach and remove Trump and Vance and elevate a Democratic Speaker of the House to the Presidency.

The odds of it happening are almost zero. They won't win all 33 elections - but they could conceivably get to 60 seats - enough to block GOP fillibusters. They managed it in 2008, and that's the same Senate cycle up for election in 2026.

[-] ImADifferentBird 2 points 18 hours ago

Assuming fair elections even happen. I'm guessing the FEC is on the list to get DOGEd, at which point all bets are off.

[-] FolknForage@lemm.ee 12 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Frankly I couldn’t tell you, but whatever the timeline is, I expect it will be much faster than before, as everything is.

There are a few very young politicians and new media commentators that know what’s up, and I think we should rally around them.

In the meantime, boycott as best as possible, build, develop and protect your community and funk up the authoritarian machinery at every turn possible.

The revolution will be federated.

[-] keegomatic@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

“The revolution will be federated” fuck yeah

[-] keegomatic@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Which young politicians and new media commentators would you point to? I need new people to follow.

[-] Crikeste@lemm.ee 4 points 20 hours ago

“Funk up the authoritarian machinery at every turn possible.”

I’ll bring the drums 😎

Jokes aside, that sentence is something I’ve been thinking about a lot lately. “How can I cause the most disruption with the least harm?” lmfao No good answers yet, but I’ll keep pondering 🤔🫡

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[-] djsoren19 7 points 20 hours ago

I would be amazed if there is anything left to demolish once they're finished.

[-] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago

Are they taking it off the helmets too, did we solve racism already?

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 59 points 1 day ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Kiss the ring, lick the boot. These giant, greedy corporations are fucking pathetic...

EDIT: "Bend the knee" has different connotations, as pointed out by some MFs...

[-] alucard@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 day ago

Also , the spineless viewers , musical artists, players, and advertisers that enable the whole event

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Bend the knee

are you sure?

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[-] MangoCats@feddit.it 4 points 20 hours ago

These giant, greedy corporations are fucking pathetic…

Boycott, whenever you can. Research your choices: https://www.goodsuniteus.com/

[-] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 11 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Most MAGA people I have been forced to listen to, say there is only racism against whites. "Racism can only be a supremacist view" (not simply I just hate/suspect members of a race because....) and so accusing America of being racist "can only be an anti-white racist view".

That NFL removes this, may, just may in the DEI advocate view, encourage whites to adopt supremacism instead of being angry that this "racism against whites" is the new NFL approved policy.

[-] cultsuperstar@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

They'll replace it with "End DEI".

[-] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

Can’t be offending the Racist of the United States of America.

[-] TheFunkyPickle@lemmy.zip 11 points 23 hours ago

Imagine that you managed to scrounge up the several thousand dollars needed to attend the super bowl. You and your fat wife pile into your lifted f250 and manage to park, get your BudLight™® and squeeze into your double wide seats. But, hark, you spy as Mahomes throws another uncontested touchdown: the NFL's anti racist messaging has been removed from the end zone! How will you be able to dissuade your own white guilt as the black receiver shucks and jives in the end zone after making the catch for over one million dollars a year. A tear runs down your cheek, knowing that you should never have voted for Trump...

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 37 points 1 day ago

Just stick an S in front, will give the same message and will be much cheaper!

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[-] TommySoda@lemmy.world 262 points 1 day ago

Well, the NFL did it. They ended racism.

[-] aaron@lemm.ee 58 points 1 day ago

I, for one, have found racism considerably less appealing since reading this sideways in endzones. Thanks NFL for making me not a bigot anymore. I think blacks are probably fine now.

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[-] TomAwsm@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Didn't they just end "ending racism"?

[-] YamahaRevstar@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

I was going to go out and do some racist shit today, but I saw that the NFL wanted to end it, so now I'm seriously reconsidering said racist shit.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago

I like a society that openly makes racists uncomfortable for their beliefs. It lets them know they're unwelcome, even if it doesn't change their mind.

Silence is agreement, afterall.

[-] VerbFlow@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Making racists openly uncomfortable without changing their minds just makes them use dog-whistles, sneakier tactics, and play martyr; and when the ruling authorities (like the government, powerful corporations, world leaders) fuck up, racists can just take advantage of that. The great irony is that "End Racism" is doing everything but actually ending racism, because actually ending racism would be a threat to a lot of people in power, namely the police who rely on fear of Black people, mega-corporations who scapegoat Jews, countless corporations who rely on prison labor, ICE agents who'd be put out of a job if immigrants were welcomed in, and so on and so forth. Racists, from 2008 to 2024, were not foreign, dangerous wolves who needed to be shoved back into the forest. They were rich, well-respected, and relied on racism for their powerful position in society.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Its marketing which is always going to be a useless waste of words. I'd rather live in the country where "end racism" was a platitude rather than a number of alternatives such as where "end woke" is the platitude du jour.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Alternate story: Racist was going to go out and harass somebody today, instead he saw "end racism" on the TV and had an aneurysm

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 176 points 1 day ago

Legit question. What happens if every single black player just REFUSES to play at the superbowl?

Like, lets say you get opening kickoff, and it's a white guy kicker. So he kicks the ball. It lands at about the 15 yard line. And just NOBODY even attempts anything. They all just stand there, pointing at the endzones.

And it's both teams. I don't know exact numbers, but I'd guess every teams roster is 90%+ black.

And since it's both teams, you can't call one side a forfeit.

I think they should. Embarass the NFL on the biggest stage. The game is Feb 9th. This would be the lead story Feb 10th. They either repaint it back onto the endzones DURING the game, reschedule the game, or the whole game is 0-0, with a clock running down for 3 hours.

What would the NFL do?

[-] niketunic@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

they’ve been working their entire lives to get to play that game. they won’t just quit now that they’re finally there.

[-] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 29 points 1 day ago

Unfortunately, those players make so much money that it moves them into the big club that we ain't in. Not a lot of class/race solidarity there, from what I've seen...just solidarity with whatever gets them paid.

Which I guess makes sense. The sport itself is extremely predatory, preying on young, very poor (usually) black men, offering them the promise of wealth they wouldn't normally have access to—if they just sell their bodies and physical health to the wealthier white men who own them. So they work their asses off all through high school and college to hopefully have the chance at the NFL; joining the league literally becomes the culmination of their life's work.

Not many want to actually rock that boat.

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 101 points 1 day ago

Fire all black people and somehow fault them for the whole thing.

At least if the rest of the country does not show solidarity and doesn't organize a general strike - which is illegal by the way.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago

Fire every black person in the NFL??? Hooooooooboy.

2026 headline. "NFL viewership falls to 3. As in there are now 3 people still watching."

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[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 71 points 1 day ago

Every single ~~Black~~ player. They're a team, and I'm willing to believe they respect each other enough to stand still for each other.

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[-] Shdwdrgn@mander.xyz 127 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Wouldn't want the snowflakes feeling bad about their natural tendencies, would we?

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[-] Absaroka@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

I think people are reading too much into this. They're changing it to 'Choose Love,' as an obvious shot at the orange-haired man who's never gotten a hug.

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