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The announcement comes the same day a White House official told NBC News that President Donald Trump would be attending the game.

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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 176 points 1 day ago

Legit question. What happens if every single black player just REFUSES to play at the superbowl?

Like, lets say you get opening kickoff, and it's a white guy kicker. So he kicks the ball. It lands at about the 15 yard line. And just NOBODY even attempts anything. They all just stand there, pointing at the endzones.

And it's both teams. I don't know exact numbers, but I'd guess every teams roster is 90%+ black.

And since it's both teams, you can't call one side a forfeit.

I think they should. Embarass the NFL on the biggest stage. The game is Feb 9th. This would be the lead story Feb 10th. They either repaint it back onto the endzones DURING the game, reschedule the game, or the whole game is 0-0, with a clock running down for 3 hours.

What would the NFL do?

[-] niketunic@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

they’ve been working their entire lives to get to play that game. they won’t just quit now that they’re finally there.

[-] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 29 points 1 day ago

Unfortunately, those players make so much money that it moves them into the big club that we ain't in. Not a lot of class/race solidarity there, from what I've seen...just solidarity with whatever gets them paid.

Which I guess makes sense. The sport itself is extremely predatory, preying on young, very poor (usually) black men, offering them the promise of wealth they wouldn't normally have access to—if they just sell their bodies and physical health to the wealthier white men who own them. So they work their asses off all through high school and college to hopefully have the chance at the NFL; joining the league literally becomes the culmination of their life's work.

Not many want to actually rock that boat.

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 101 points 1 day ago

Fire all black people and somehow fault them for the whole thing.

At least if the rest of the country does not show solidarity and doesn't organize a general strike - which is illegal by the way.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago

Fire every black person in the NFL??? Hooooooooboy.

2026 headline. "NFL viewership falls to 3. As in there are now 3 people still watching."

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Point taken.

Just don't pay them, get them arrested and lease them back from the prisons. Slavery is legal in the US after all.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Pretty sure Adam Sandler produced a documentary about that years ago.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 71 points 1 day ago

Every single ~~Black~~ player. They're a team, and I'm willing to believe they respect each other enough to stand still for each other.

[-] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago

This would be fucking awesome.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

So awesome it'll never happen, but it'd make a great scene for Remember the Titans 2.

[-] Carighan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Hire all white people and the trump Nazis are perfectly happy?

[-] Blum0108@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

They shouldn't be so political!

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

As the literal president who started the whole thing sits in the stands. Hopefully getting boo'd.

[-] clmbmb@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Here's the nazi!

[-] Orbituary@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

I'd love them to take a knee at the anthem. I hope someone or many do.

[-] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 1 points 23 hours ago

Have you ever watched Rollerball (1975)?

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