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[-] TxTechnician@lemmy.ml 1 points 30 minutes ago

Well that was interesting to read

[-] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 24 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I don't think this is legit because even as I was reading it, I was expecting it to sound a lot worse than it ended up sounding. Like, it didn't sound great or anything, but it didn't sound nearly as fucked up as I would expect firsthand descriptions of piled-on legacy code to sound after almost 50 fucking years.

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

But did you read the last line? This isn't classic control panel, this is the new control panel.

[-] filcuk@lemmy.zip 1 points 17 minutes ago

Same shit trying to implement with systems on the backend older than a lot of people using them today I'd imagine

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago

Yeah this is classic legacy code.

Complicated code is when 700 projects are all entangled and when you add a 3D bar for measuring purposes (it was just a bar like 100 nanometers long so you could get a feel for size in 3D scans, in the 3D viewer), the up (not the down) mouse scroll stopped working for sliders in all the 2D GUIs...

That is crappy code and I was there when we got that bug (Avizo software).

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 69 points 6 hours ago

...maybe it's better that the Windows source code remain closed.

At the same time, I'd love to see the developers of the world glimpse at that eldritch cognitohazard and collectively go insane.

[-] SnotFlickerman 17 points 4 hours ago

Maybe we've been misunderstanding what Closed Source really is this whole time?

It's a codex holding back "eldritch cognitohazard" horrors that the technopriests of Microsoft have captured and tamed into an operating system. Releasing the source would release the beasts into our reality, much like the plot of John Carpenters In the Mouth of Madness.

Well, figured out one good reason for closed source, I guess. Let's not solve this LeMarchand's Box.

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 hours ago

Then you have to go into a resource file and find a very specific resource ID for your control panel string, and create a new resource ID to me it to.

Ah yes the joys of working with Microsoft Foundation Classes (MFC), Back in the day I supported a VS6.0 application, you have room for 65535 UI elements in an application (Including DLL's) I had to split the ID's up in ranges to enable adding new elements in a sane way.

[-] Val@lemm.ee 21 points 5 hours ago

and people complain about wayland.

[-] SnotFlickerman 35 points 6 hours ago

I need more IRC screenshots in my life.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 29 points 5 hours ago

Yes but please OCR them because some of us are on mobile and get 1280 ⅔pixels width in landscape mode

[-] NinjaFox 20 points 3 hours ago

Quick OCR scan with minimal clean up, might help some people

[7:52 18 PM] ... impressive

[7:52:22 PM] the windows 10 Ul development was the most enormous shitstorm i've seen in a while

[17:52:26 PM] how hard is it to move some fucking settings menus

7:52:30 PM many people have pointed out that the Ul is upgraded piecemeal

17:52:34 PM ... oh god

17:52:36 PM you have no idea

17:52:37 PM It's so hard

17:52:41 PM

7:52:43 PM tried to ADD A DROPDOWN

17:52.56 PM DO YOU WANT ME TO DESCRIBE IN EXCRUCIATING DETAIL WHAT IT TAKES TO ADD A DROPDOWN TO THE CONTROL PANEL?

7:53:08 PM find myself overcome with morbid curiosity

7:53:09 PM sit like javafx and fxml?

17:53:14 PM

17:53:15 PM ... hahahahahahahaha

17:53:17 PM NO

17:53:42 PM describe to me what it takes to add a dropdown to the control panel.

7:53:47 PM grabs a pillow and brown paper bag

17:54:10 PM control panel or settings?

17:54:14 PM probably some ancient mayan rites

7:54:18 PM lots of goats

7:54:33 PM and registry entries

17:56:54 PM see, first you find the folder that contains the code files for the control panel, and there will be like, 5 of them, each with something like 2000 lines of code, except for one that had 15000

lines of code and I never found out why. Once you find the C++ code file for the specific subsection of the control panel, you must then find the appropriate XAML file that is matched up to this code file, and then search through it to find another dropdown box element you can copy and paste because no one actually knows how any of this works. Then you have to go into a resource file and find a very specific resource ID for your control panel string, and create a new resource ID to me it to. Then, you must find all the relevont C++ code tying the dropdown you copied, and copy and paste all that code, but this time, modify the hooks sa It gets tied to your new dropdown. Then you have to run through 2 seperate specialized compilers to compile the resource filles, and if ANYTHING GOES WRONG, Uterally ANYTHING, the ONLY ERROR YOU GET BACK is this

1

So after you run around screaming for a DAY because there is no explanation for what the fuck is going on, you give it to your coworker, who discovers that every single number in the resource file must increase by exactly 1, and if there are any holes in those numbers, everything fails completely. Then you can actually finish compiling the special compiler stuff and start bulding the actual codebase through a specialized plugin built for visual studio for the sole purpose of dealing with this fucking codebase, and then you might actually get something to compile.

7:57.42 PM WHAT

7:57:43 PM THE

7:57:46 PM FUCKING

7:57:47 PM FUCK

7:57 59 PM THAT

7:58:04 PM is how you add a dropdown

7:58:07 PM to the control panel

7:58:08 PM ... in windows

7:58:20 PM ... and people ask me why I quit that job

7:58:36 PM how old is this "specialized plugin"

7:58:39 PM how do they live?

7:58:46 PM from what i can tell about 7-8 years, i think

7:58:59 PM do you have to be dead inside to write code for Windows?

7:59:02 PM

7:59:04 PM think it was based even older IDE they were using so it gets complicated

Can we just compile this kind of shit into a doc to then send to zefrank so he can do a vid on True Facts About Microsoft

7:59:14 PM Yes.

7:59:22 PM rip

7:59:36 PM again it is hard for me to even explain how any of htis works, because most people there don't even know how it works

7:59:39 PM

7:59:43 PM

7:59:44 PM they're bootstrapping shit on more shit

if mojang can say "fuck the modders"

See, you don't understand, they keep trying and failing miserably

Isn't the legacy control panel codebase deprecated tho?

microsoft needs to make like mojang and just haul ass to an entirely new codebase

7:59:51 PM ... then microsoft can say "fuck the software devs" just as well.

7:59:55 PM

8:00:02 PM For example, lets take the build system

8:00:04 PM

8:00:09 PM ... Because of Settings.appx

8:00:21 PM "deprecated" is just a fucking label basically

8:00:27 PM shit still uh

8:00:30 PM Yes, that was the new control panel

8:00:30 PM well it doesn't "work"

8:00:34 PM and it's not "usable"

that was the "new" codebase

but it's

8:00:35 PM that's why it was in XAML

8:00:37 PM

8:00:34 PM

8:00:36 PM] Oh my

8:00:37 PM

8:00:38 PM

8:00:45 PM

8:00:46 PM)... i'm not

means "you shouldnt use it but if you do it's all k"

accessible...?

you think i'm describing legacy code here

8:00:53 PM]... this is me trying to add a dropdown to the windows 10 NEW CONTROL PANEL

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 28 minutes ago

thanks guy!

[-] gaael@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

Is this real? It's funny af, even if it's not real, but does anyone know if it is?

[-] unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 hours ago

There is/was a new Windows 10 Control panel? I thought that was just the Settings app.

There's both. It's just the Windows 7 control panel, basically.

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