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Yes but please OCR them because some of us are on mobile and get 1280 ⅔pixels width in landscape mode
Quick OCR scan with minimal clean up, might help some people
[7:52:22 PM] the windows 10 Ul development was the most enormous shitstorm i've seen in a while
[17:52:26 PM] how hard is it to move some fucking settings menus
7:52:30 PM many people have pointed out that the Ul is upgraded piecemeal
17:52:34 PM ... oh god
17:52:36 PM you have no idea
17:52:37 PM It's so hard
17:52:41 PM
7:52:43 PM tried to ADD A DROPDOWN
17:52.56 PM DO YOU WANT ME TO DESCRIBE IN EXCRUCIATING DETAIL WHAT IT TAKES TO ADD A DROPDOWN TO THE CONTROL PANEL?
7:53:08 PM find myself overcome with morbid curiosity
7:53:09 PM sit like javafx and fxml?
17:53:14 PM
17:53:15 PM ... hahahahahahahaha
17:53:17 PM NO
17:53:42 PM describe to me what it takes to add a dropdown to the control panel.
7:53:47 PM grabs a pillow and brown paper bag
17:54:10 PM control panel or settings?
17:54:14 PM probably some ancient mayan rites
7:54:18 PM lots of goats
7:54:33 PM and registry entries
17:56:54 PM see, first you find the folder that contains the code files for the control panel, and there will be like, 5 of them, each with something like 2000 lines of code, except for one that had 15000
lines of code and I never found out why. Once you find the C++ code file for the specific subsection of the control panel, you must then find the appropriate XAML file that is matched up to this code file, and then search through it to find another dropdown box element you can copy and paste because no one actually knows how any of this works. Then you have to go into a resource file and find a very specific resource ID for your control panel string, and create a new resource ID to me it to. Then, you must find all the relevont C++ code tying the dropdown you copied, and copy and paste all that code, but this time, modify the hooks sa It gets tied to your new dropdown. Then you have to run through 2 seperate specialized compilers to compile the resource filles, and if ANYTHING GOES WRONG, Uterally ANYTHING, the ONLY ERROR YOU GET BACK is this
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So after you run around screaming for a DAY because there is no explanation for what the fuck is going on, you give it to your coworker, who discovers that every single number in the resource file must increase by exactly 1, and if there are any holes in those numbers, everything fails completely. Then you can actually finish compiling the special compiler stuff and start bulding the actual codebase through a specialized plugin built for visual studio for the sole purpose of dealing with this fucking codebase, and then you might actually get something to compile.
7:57.42 PM WHAT
7:57:43 PM THE
7:57:46 PM FUCKING
7:57:47 PM FUCK
7:57 59 PM THAT
7:58:04 PM is how you add a dropdown
7:58:07 PM to the control panel
7:58:08 PM ... in windows
7:58:20 PM ... and people ask me why I quit that job
7:58:36 PM how old is this "specialized plugin"
7:58:39 PM how do they live?
7:58:46 PM from what i can tell about 7-8 years, i think
7:58:59 PM do you have to be dead inside to write code for Windows?
7:59:02 PM
7:59:04 PM think it was based even older IDE they were using so it gets complicated
Can we just compile this kind of shit into a doc to then send to zefrank so he can do a vid on True Facts About Microsoft
7:59:14 PM Yes.
7:59:22 PM rip
7:59:36 PM again it is hard for me to even explain how any of htis works, because most people there don't even know how it works
7:59:39 PM
7:59:43 PM
7:59:44 PM they're bootstrapping shit on more shit
if mojang can say "fuck the modders"
See, you don't understand, they keep trying and failing miserably
Isn't the legacy control panel codebase deprecated tho?
microsoft needs to make like mojang and just haul ass to an entirely new codebase
7:59:51 PM ... then microsoft can say "fuck the software devs" just as well.
7:59:55 PM
8:00:02 PM For example, lets take the build system
8:00:04 PM
8:00:09 PM ... Because of Settings.appx
8:00:21 PM "deprecated" is just a fucking label basically
8:00:27 PM shit still uh
8:00:30 PM Yes, that was the new control panel
8:00:30 PM well it doesn't "work"
8:00:34 PM and it's not "usable"
that was the "new" codebase
but it's
8:00:35 PM that's why it was in XAML
8:00:37 PM
8:00:34 PM
8:00:36 PM] Oh my
8:00:37 PM
8:00:38 PM
8:00:45 PM
8:00:46 PM)... i'm not
means "you shouldnt use it but if you do it's all k"
accessible...?
you think i'm describing legacy code here
8:00:53 PM]... this is me trying to add a dropdown to the windows 10 NEW CONTROL PANEL
thanks guy!