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[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 191 points 3 weeks ago

"People said that Mel Gibson couldn't play a Scotsman in Braveheart. But look at him now! An alcoholic racist."

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[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 120 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like a future congressman

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 72 points 3 weeks ago

I'm honestly surprised he hasn't run for office now that you mention it.

[-] Davel23@fedia.io 32 points 3 weeks ago

He was born in Peekskill, New York. He could technically be president. Not to give him any ideas...

[-] peto@lemm.ee 49 points 3 weeks ago

What, at the youthful age of 69? Kid needs more experience.

[-] masquenox@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Kid needs more experience.

He's a wife beater but not a proven rapist (yet)... so ole' Mel is still a tadpole by US politician standards.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Once upon a time, I would have told you that would be a pipe dream of his. These days?

[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 weeks ago

The USA never had nor caused any problems under the presidency of a former actor, after all.

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Gibson
Rogan
2028

We need a ROAD WARRIOR to survive this American wasteland.

Joe Rogan would be like the Coma-Doof Warrior. But instead of a guitar shooting flames, he'd have a podcast mic shooting fart gas that he would just yell nonsensical phrases into just to make noise. Well Mel Gibson is driving him around town with a literal horse strapped to the front injected with ivermectin and main lined into Mel's veins as a blood bag. The horse would have lines from the Book of Revelation tattooed all over it.

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[-] masquenox@lemmy.world 82 points 3 weeks ago

Mel Gibson is the kind of "Christian" that has a meltdown if anybody dares to point out that Jesus most likely didn't have blonde hair and blue eyes.

[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Dude goes to a 'catholic' church that he fully funds himself as he's deeply against Vatican II, and the pope.

[-] badelf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 72 points 3 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure Joe Rogan and Mel Gibson believe that those massive fires are caused by liberal CA government.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 3 weeks ago

Actually the line is DEI is what caused the massive fires.

The fire marshall or something was LGBTQ.

[-] Monstrosity@lemm.ee 17 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah their strategy seems to be sniping out folks at the top (politically speaking) by singling them out & turning the State propaganda machine on full blast, alienating them & forcing them to defend themselves when no one else has the time or energy because, you know, everything is literally on fire.

Pretty gross & probably a preview of the next (at least) 4 years. I hope it fails.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

"DEI MADE THE WATER SYSTEM UNABLE KEEP UP" is such an obviously stupid take. There's not enough water to put the fires out

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[-] Favoring9181@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe those super secret space laser are real after all.

[-] kittenzrulz123 22 points 2 weeks ago

As a Jewish person I find that absolutely hilarious. For over two thousand years the foundation of Judaism has been the exact opposite. Nearly everything in the torah has been interpreted, reinterpreted, and then we fight over who has the best interpretations (of course some things can be viewed on a literal level but those are interpreted on multiple other levels as well). Also despite Christians stealing nearly everything from us Hell isn't one of them, I have no idea where they got that (probrally the pagans).

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

Did you know as a Jewish person, you are responsible for all the wars in the world? Because Mel seems to think so.

(I'm also Jewish, so I guess I'm also responsible. Must be our space lasers.)

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Ok, but if you control space lasers, can you please use them on a property in Florida? Asking for a friend. Like why not use these spaces lazorz to fry your enemies?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Sorry, too busy starting wildfires with them as part of our diabolical plan to do something or other.

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[-] kittenzrulz123 4 points 2 weeks ago

Hmmm, must be the death star of David :3

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[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 points 2 weeks ago

While my wife and I were evangelical Christians in college we attended a few Jewish events for part of a religious study class she was taking. That is definitely what stood out to me, too. While it's difficult to really make definitive statements about Christianity as a whole because it's so varied, the type we were familiar with from our Bible belt upbringing was definitely more about a pretty literal interpretation about everything. It was very fascinating to learn that Jewish people are much more practical about their interpretation. For context, growing up I'd say a good bit of the people in my church viewed remarrying after divorce as adultery because marriage is meant to be forever.

One thing I remember finding fascinating was like the layers of annotations on scripture. Like people would annotate annotations with their responses and stuff.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

The Talmud, which is basically a bunch of Rabbis arguing about what the Torah means, is almost as important as the Torah itself.

There's a famous phrase in Jewish culture: two Jews, three opinions.

[-] Gloomy@mander.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's been the same with Christianity for most of the 2000 years it has existed. Christians had so many different interpretations they have been split up into splinter groups as early as 30 years after Jesus death.

Literalism is a pretty new concept, rougthly from the late 19th century.

If anybody is interested about the history, I can recomend Center Place`s newest video, a progressive church that has a lot of historical and very scholary lectures about Christianity and Judaism (no preaching or converting). Their lectures playlist is a treasure. And I say this as a very much not Christian or Jewish person.

Here is their video on Literalism

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[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 3 weeks ago

Well I certainly hope Mel gets to put his medical advice to the test on himself.

[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Just like Joe he'll admit he's getting the same treatment any doctor would recommend, and he'll take Ivermectin on top and when he's better, he'll claim it was the horse dewormer that fought the cancer.

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[-] rayyy@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Poor, poor Mel boy. He is in dire need of mental help and adult supervision.

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

i guess you could say his house’s climate changed that day

[-] sxan@midwest.social 13 points 3 weeks ago

"This is fine."

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Aw it was sad that all of Mel's Nazi memorabilia burned to a crisp.

[-] EABOD25@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago

Odds are great that a person set the fire regardless of climate impact. Most sources I see say that climate change is the reason for the fire, and not necessarily pointing out that it's human influence that starts it. Climate change just helps spread the fire.

First we need to convince dumb motherfuckers to stop setting fires or shooting fireworks in dry seasons. Also (IMO) people who set fires that cause this much damage and loss of life should be executed by being burned at the stake

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 56 points 3 weeks ago

First, there are several fires, it's not one big one. A video cropped up showing a fire starting at the base of an Edison transmission line tower as the start of the Eaton fire. Whether that's the cause remains to be seen. The only almost confirmed arson was the Sunset fire (Hollywood Hills).

Even then, So Cal is on a record dry streak at the moment, with something like less than a quarter inch of rain since last May. Then the Santa Ana winds came, with a vengeance (75 mph sustained winds in some areas). When these winds come, humidity drops to near zero. All it takes is a tree knocking into a boulder, setting it loose down a hill, smacking a boulder and creating a spark that ignites already dry brush. We are already in the middle of a La Nina year (little to no precipitation), though the Santa Ana winds happen all the time, caused by high pressure in the Great Basin in northern Nevada with low pressure off the coast. Not staying climate change isn't a root cause of the intensity of these factors, but So Cal has a history of all these conditions.

[-] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Since California is richer than most countries of the world and these fires happen constantly, why don't they invest more into firefighting?

[-] TheDuffmaster@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago

They have invested a lot, but these are nightmare conditions. Strongest wind storms in a decade, and hasn't rained in months. Nothing can be bought that can battle 100 mile an hour winds spreading fire faster than a car on a highway.

I hindsight they could've maybe done more controlled fires to lessen fire fuel, but that's an issue of planning and politics.

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 14 points 3 weeks ago

There is a large patchwork of different firefighting agencies within CA, notably city FDs, county FDs, forest FDs, hotshots, and others. However, when a fire breaks out and gets out of control, departments from all over swarm to help. When the Line fire ripped through my area back in September, we had crews from all over the country.

The problem with these fires is that there are quite a few going at the same time at a time of year where fire fighters are laying low after the fire season, but also too that conditions prohibited flying. On top of which, more firefighters have responded but the amount of damage in the first 24 hours was the most catastrophic, in which there wasn't time for outside agencies to respond.

[-] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

You underestimate how much open, undeveloped space there is in CA.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 3 weeks ago
[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago

Literally the definition of a fire sale. Despite the fact that maybe they shouldn't, the people in these areas have to money to rebuild almost immediately, and they absolutely will. A helping factor here is that the new homes will be built to current code spec, and will likely include improved fire defence measures (concrete siding, metal roofing, etc; a lot of the houses that went up still had wood shingle roofs that have been outlawed in CA for some time).

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[-] Zikeji@programming.dev 20 points 3 weeks ago

The impact of fires started by human error is increased due to climate change. Drier vegetation (and being dry in general) making for faster burning and more violent fires.

https://www.wri.org/insights/global-trends-forest-fires

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Please show us these odds.

[-] vaguerant@fedia.io 19 points 3 weeks ago

I was curious too. The US National Parks Service states that 85% of wildfires are caused by humans.

[-] TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee 7 points 3 weeks ago

Odds are great that a person set the fire regardless of climate impact.

I mean, that's kinda redundant...... That's unless you had previously thought it had been lightning on a clear day, or maybe Bambi with a Zippo.

Unless you are proposing that we have a zero open flame policy in one of the most populated states in America....... Then I really don't see the benefit of blaming any single individual.

People have been lighting fires in California for thousands of years, the reason they are no longer manageable is because of climate change, and because we refuse to spend the time and money on land management.

people who set fires that cause this much damage and loss of life should be executed by being burned at the stake

And then no one ever made a fire again and everyone clapped.....

This would do literally nothing to curtail wildfires in the future. I mean the last big one was started by an electric companies faulty equipment. Are we executing the power grid next?

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[-] ulterno@programming.dev 6 points 3 weeks ago

The house was a non-issue since he was probably being paid enough from the performance to buy a bigger one.

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[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

Some niggling part of my brain keeps wondering if ivermectin is actually a crazy cure for cancer, could anyone break down the science for me? I have a decent understanding of molecular biology, but no idea about what ivermectin is chemically or how it would play in

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

It kills parasitic infections caused by worms. Cancer is not a parasitic infection caused by a worm. It's like asking if a mouse trap can fix climate change. No, because they are in no way related.

If you want to know the specific mechanism involved, it has to do with properties worms have but mammals don't: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivermectin#Mechanism_of_action

[-] naught101@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, if you drank enough of it, I'm sure the cancer would stop growing.

[-] caffinatedone@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

It works similarly to the traditional bleach cure in that regard. Both are 100% effective if used properly.

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