I dunno, both mixed drinks and a lot of craft beers have some absolutely fucky names too.
But absolutely agree with how dumb the names are for weed strains. Sick of "Watermelon Runtz Gorilla Chunk" as a valid name for some flower. How the fuck do I recommend that to anyone and how does that name describe it outside of the other esoteric strain names it came from being mashed together?
YDI