Cause we felt like it lolololol

The judge will furrow their brow, let out a guffaw, bang their gavel, and then give Trump 3 months to write a nice haiku about how sorry he is.

None of these headlines or judges have brought Mahmoud back and I've lost hope that they ever will.

:house on fire, 5-alarm:

Blumenthal: "I'll now start throwing some sand at the house to help."

This feels like too little too late.

But I thought "comedy" was "legal" on xitter? /s

Oh look, a good Nazi!

Try to avoid writing any songs or singing, I fear you may be tone deaf.

"It's not just about what happened to me. It's about everyone in this country. If you disagree, don't retaliate. Don't be violent. Don't try to hurt your neighbor. We're all human,"

I mean, if you believe that, my guy, you shouldn't have bought the nazi truck. You also definitely should not have gotten a fucking gold one. You also ABSOLUTELY shouldn't have driven it around in MASSACHUSETTS. I flip these fucks off when I see them here. I don't agree with physically threatening them, but c'est la vie I guess.

Her name was Elisa Rae Shupe. You can read more about her from Erin's bluesky post and related article.

https://bsky.app/profile/erininthemorning.com/post/3lhwefbinn22c

Public figure "freeze peach" absolutist Elon Musk thinks the first amendment is his little bitch.

"Let's essentially tell trans people to kill themselves but when I do two full-throated heils at inauguration live, how dare you call them what they are."

I hope he free speech's his way to a bullet.

Hard agree. I used to think he was just strictly a dick, but his introspection and growth shows he's really honestly been thinking about things with as much empathy as he can muster.

This is a freshman CS/IT major's attempt at humor. Most of us learn and grow out of it and/or get the memes right, but Elon isn't smart and isn't actually capable of understanding how stupid this looks

Cool, totally looking forward to having to "debate" people that my identity isn't mental illness. Sure am happy I get to dust off my refutation of that "occasionally". You can say what you want, as long as you word it right. Just be inquisitive! I can see the "toilets" now: "Oh gee whiz mister, I sure do not understand why you think you're a lady. I heard it was a mental illness. Can you explain it to me? I pwomise to respect you and leave my anecdotes out."

EDIT: There's someone replying to this from lemm.ee whose replies I cannot see because my instance banned them for transphobia. To that person: I'm pretty much referencing you.