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Apocalypto indeed. (lemmy.world)
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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

Did you know as a Jewish person, you are responsible for all the wars in the world? Because Mel seems to think so.

(I'm also Jewish, so I guess I'm also responsible. Must be our space lasers.)

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Ok, but if you control space lasers, can you please use them on a property in Florida? Asking for a friend. Like why not use these spaces lazorz to fry your enemies?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Sorry, too busy starting wildfires with them as part of our diabolical plan to do something or other.

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Damnit, FS. At least share the plan with us! Lol

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'd tell you, but I'd have to circumcise you.

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Well then maybe we can take you on part-time. What are your feelings on Mel Brooks (WATCH WHAT YOU SAY NEXT!!!!)?

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

He's a fucking Gem, a national treasure, and i wish he was Canadian too!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I wore through my Robin Hood men in tights vhs when I was young I watched it so much. Mel is a very funny man

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh sure, you loved that movie. The people in the movie, not so much.

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

They clearly aren't circumcised then :D

[-] kittenzrulz123 4 points 2 weeks ago

Hmmm, must be the death star of David :3

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Hey can you guys maybe chill on the whole global dominance and financial manipulations. Some of us just want to go to work, pay are taxes and die early.

Thanks

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

No can do, sorry. We have to force the world to eat gefilte fish.

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Fucking cartoon villains. The lot of you.

(Sorry not racists just playing the part)

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