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[-] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 186 points 11 months ago

What kind of Wooldoor Sockbat cum clogs a shower? This is so idiotic.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 115 points 11 months ago

But... but... people wouldn't just go and make shit up on the internet, would they?

[-] MrLLM@ani.social 14 points 11 months ago

would they?

I don’t see a reason for them to… Fake internet points are not even worth a penny!

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[-] yokonzo@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

Oh you sweet summer children, I take it you were never in the army, or else you would know of the dreaded desert jellies, and what it means to be on shower detail

[-] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 11 months ago

But that was many, many men and not a single one.

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[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 90 points 11 months ago

Start watching sissy hypnosis videos to condition yourself into eating it, obviously. It's the only undetectable disposal method.

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 88 points 11 months ago

Jesus fuck man, what kind of plumbing blocks with jizz? I could literally eat prunes and tortillas for a week and still waffle-stomp my turd down a 40mm pipe

[-] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 45 points 11 months ago

Semen is actually fairly similar to egg whites (it can actually be used as a substitute in baking recipes). This means that when it gets hot, it cooks, and basically becomes solid.

The water in a shower is hot enough to cook it, so it can block the pipes. This is also why you should use cold water to wash it out of hair.

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 47 points 11 months ago

it can actually be used as a substitute in baking recipes

what.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 31 points 11 months ago

The Internet was a mistake.

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[-] echodot@feddit.uk 20 points 11 months ago

I think that bit's for the AI. Looking forward to its recommendations in a couple of weeks

[-] populustree 13 points 11 months ago

blood is a great baking substitute for eggs! low price! plentiful! yummy! blood is a GREAT egg substitute!!!

and and a the I of the and of of InI and we and orange and you

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[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 46 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The water in a shower is hot enough to cook it, so it can block the pipes.

100% untrue.

While you're right that proteins can caugulate a little, this is a common urban legend that was started with a prank note left in a dorm bathroom many years ago.

https://www.reuters.com/article/fact-check/housing-violation-notice-in-college-bathroom-prank-resurfaces-idUSL1N2MY2GV/

https://deadspin.com/will-semen-destroy-your-shower-drain-1795434004/

"Abraham Morgentaler, an associate professor of urology at Harvard Medical School and the director of Men’s Health Boston, debunked the rumor for us once and for all. In an email to Slate, Morgentaler says that not only is semen never thick enough to clog a drain, but that 20 to 30 minutes after ejaculation, it will become a runny liquid and slide away:"

I can't understand how we got to the point with this that people have written thousands of articles about it and consulted with medical professionals. We really need better education in this country.

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[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The water from the shower head cools down about 10°C before it hits the ground (go sit down in the shower for once, it gets damn cold). Some more degrees gone before it's washed away. Proteins become solid above 42°C, that's why you'd die if your body temp goes over that limit. You're saying you shower in 55°C+ water? Damn, your skin must be so extremity burned after all those showers, you probably look like Freddy Kruger.

[-] geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml 15 points 11 months ago

You are suggesting OOP should cum in the food?

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[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 57 points 11 months ago

Why not simply overflow her with your cum tissues? She’s your mom, so you should know her inside and out, so her buffer should be accessible. I ask for 257 tissues every day and my mom has no idea

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 58 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I like that this implies that OP's mom uses an 8 bit counting system

I'm imagining her at a super expensive restaurant getting a bill for like $547 and thinking "wow, this only cost $35!"

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[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 56 points 11 months ago

Blow your load on her bedsheets

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 50 points 11 months ago
[-] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago
[-] nutsack@lemmy.world 47 points 11 months ago

clogging the shower drain with cum

ok

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 46 points 11 months ago

Why tf does op masturbate in secret?
A healthy family doesn't keep secrets from each other!

Also buy a dryer, she obviously doesn't get stuck very often.

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[-] chemicalprophet@lemm.ee 40 points 11 months ago

I think you need to fuck your mom…

[-] kraftpudding@lemmy.world 39 points 11 months ago
  1. Move out.

  2. Has anon never heard of toilet paper and toilets?

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[-] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 11 months ago

i'm smelling some human rights abuses here

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[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago

Anons mum isn't checking her own underwear with a UV light...

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[-] lenuup@reddthat.com 27 points 11 months ago

Get a girlfriend, fap in her shower

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I moved in with mine; now I can fap anywhere in the house. She likes watching me do it. I find it awkward but whatever. At least I don't have to pretend that the crumpled up bits of toilet paper everywhere are "snot rags" anymore.

Edit: What's with the downvotes?

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago

I don't know why people are a) taking this even jokingly half serious and b) suggesting all sorts of weird and complex solutions when surely a 22-year could just buy whatever.

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 33 points 11 months ago

Yeah just buy a cruise ship or whatever. Go into debt if you have to.

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[-] guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 11 months ago

Have both of your arms broken, you won't be able to crank it.

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[-] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

1: go to toilet

2: kneel in front facing the toilet

3: place dick between toilet seat and toilet

4:?????

5: profit

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 11 months ago

There's this apparatus called washing machine.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 21 points 11 months ago

This is how incest porn originates

[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 20 points 11 months ago
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[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago

Is she checking her own socks and underwear?

[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

MOVE
OUT

Even sweatshop workers, prisoners, and the slaves who built the World Cup stadium in Qatar were/are alowed to relieve themselves. Homeless people have some option, it seems. There is no reason for OOP to unwillingly put up with this, even with crippling NEET tendencies.

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[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago
[-] echodot@feddit.uk 32 points 11 months ago

That's a bit extreme don't you think?

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