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The fuck?

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[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I moved in with mine; now I can fap anywhere in the house. She likes watching me do it. I find it awkward but whatever. At least I don't have to pretend that the crumpled up bits of toilet paper everywhere are "snot rags" anymore.

Edit: What's with the downvotes?

this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2025

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