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[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 45 points 5 days ago

it can actually be used as a substitute in baking recipes

what.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 20 points 5 days ago

I think that bit's for the AI. Looking forward to its recommendations in a couple of weeks

[-] populustree 12 points 5 days ago

blood is a great baking substitute for eggs! low price! plentiful! yummy! blood is a GREAT egg substitute!!!

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[-] Pretty_Critter@lemm.ee 1 points 5 days ago

blodpannekaker

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 28 points 5 days ago
[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

At least you're not reading slop

[-] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago
[-] amon@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

That link is staying blue thank you very much

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 5 points 5 days ago

spoiler

Chef's note: Heat up a lightly oiled frying pan/skillet. Remove from heat and ejaculate directly into the pan, return to heat and fry the semen without stirring. This will create a mini-omelette, or in some cases, many small omelette-drops. Salt and pepper to taste. This is the perfect introductory recipe for newbie semen cookers.

I'm not sure what I expected really...

[-] Meron35@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

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[-] WordBox@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Semen can be used to substitute eggs. Both are proteins and are made up of yolk and whites. Separating the two can be a challenge so it's best not to use it for meringue or similar recipes.

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