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[-] introvertcatto 71 points 2 weeks ago

As a bigender person, THIS IS THE WAY!

[-] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 59 points 2 weeks ago

Are you the one who stole my gender so you could have 2 and I could have none?

[-] introvertcatto 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Maybe.... depends. Is it good thing or bad thing?

[-] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

Im quite happy without a gender! Couldn't imagine being any other way. So you'd be welcome to it

[-] introvertcatto 22 points 2 weeks ago

If that's so, yes, I stole it from you. It was me!

[-] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you :) hope it makes you happier than it would've made me!

[-] introvertcatto 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, it does I can be beautiful prince and beautiful princess at the same time

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 27 points 2 weeks ago

I didn't know humans could exhibit endianness

[-] introvertcatto 8 points 2 weeks ago

Well yes whatever does that mean what I just read, of course I can do that!

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

It means you're simultaneously big and little.

[-] SaintWacko@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

I'm glad I wasn't the only one to think that lol

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 43 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That was in The X files episode Gender Bender. Everytime they had sex with someone they turned into the opposite gender. Except all the sex partners died afterwards.

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 59 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Everyone's sex partners die afterwards, it just takes a while usually!

[-] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 17 points 2 weeks ago

You said this so confidently but just to ruin your day: not everyone's sex partners die afterwards.

[-] FairycorePhoebe 6 points 2 weeks ago

NGL, this was by far the worst episode of that show that I've seen. It kinda ruined my binge watching of the show for the first time and I didn't watch any more for a while. There was a lot of causal transphobia that I wasn't expecting. I'm aware that it wasn't specifically about trans people but the vibes were not good.

[-] alaphic@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago

Stop it Patrick, you're scaring the Republicans!

[-] VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, they're into that. They just won't admit it publicly.

[-] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago

I'm afab nb and had a casual encounter with a straight male without explaining my gender. He was shitty about consent and I do take solace in the fact that I queered him without his knowledge.

[-] Iceblade02@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

So you met someone who was shitty about consent, and decided to also be shitty about consent?

Wow!

[-] Strawberry 22 points 2 weeks ago

You didn't tell your assaulter you are trans while he was assaulting you! You're the real villain here!

[-] psud@aussie.zone 15 points 2 weeks ago

They don't imply there was assault. They call the hookup 'casual' with poor consent that's common enough, too many men expect to be able to do as they please

Obviously they were upset enough by it to gain psychic revenge by not telling them they don't identify as a girl, but they don't suggest they weren't up for it

[-] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

CW assault

Tbh I didn't even think to pause everything to sit him down and explain what it means to be non binary. It became kinda clear from talking that he thought gender=genitals and at that point I kinda wanted out, but he was pushy and persistent and I felt unsafe to tell him about either my gender or wanting to leave. Kinda just froze, idk how else to explain it. And he intentionally stealthed me, too.

[-] i_dont_want_to 7 points 2 weeks ago

I am so sorry that happened to you. You remember the term "fight or flight" response? They have added "freeze" to the mix.

I don't know if you need to hear this, but your reaction was normal and it doesn't mean you deserved it. It sounds like you're trying to reclaim your autonomy in response to something traumatic, and that's ok. Sorry someone tried to make you feel shitty for it.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

That sucks. I'm sorry for you. I'm also sorry I prompted you to recall it in more detail

[-] Strawberry 4 points 2 weeks ago

It's a damn shame you have to recount this to a stranger on the Internet who's being a creepy asshole

[-] Strawberry 1 points 2 weeks ago

rapey comment bro

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 28 points 2 weeks ago

Ranma ½ without the cold water/hot water mumbo jumbo.

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 28 points 2 weeks ago

I've seen art of a shapeshifter that is exactly this situation.

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago
[-] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

and you should be flattered

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago

No, no, it's only gay if you ram your cock into them. Anything up until then is just foreplay, and ain't no gay in foreplay.

[-] Walk_blesseD 5 points 2 weeks ago

As another user pointed out, anon may have ended up pegging his boyfriend.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 16 points 2 weeks ago

Surely the "victim" would be made bi, having started the event with a partner of opposite gender and finished with one of the opposite. Sort of a virtual threesome - just like a real threesome but without an actual third person

Quotes around 'victim' as they probably didn't notice, unless OOP was prepared and brought a prosthetic penis and wanted to be top

[-] nutsack@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

I wonder how many times this has happened to me

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 weeks ago

The ultimate bait-and-switch

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

Plot twist: they were closeted.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

Ok but in the middle of - you're pretty much just gonna have to do anal because mid PIV penetration his dick is now somewhere that doesn't exist. Which is another problem altogether

this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2024
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