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[-] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 day ago

Musk will be out before 2025 closes. Taking bets.

[-] leadore@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

I'm not sure he even makes it to the inauguration.

[-] HootinNHollerin@quokk.au 6 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I think they’ll go to battle and it will be glorious 🍿

But trump is only the concept of a billionaire

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 68 points 1 day ago

The racists have installed a South African president. 😂

[-] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 day ago

In fairness it's an Afrikaans POS that probably has a home in Orania. It's the kind of South African MAGA would love.

[-] DandomRude@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

tbh the US citizens did that

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 21 points 1 day ago

Uh... yep. That's what I meant.

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[-] Rooskie91@discuss.online 13 points 1 day ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Business_Plot

Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

[-] IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Corollary: Those preventing history from being taught intend to repeat it.

[-] raynethackery@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Rasputin lives.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

Is he going to buy a "founder of the USA" label and have it put in the Constitution like he made himself a Tesla founder?

[-] Allonzee@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago

Vp is taken.

Trump is First Lad

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago
[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

And what a stunning figure it is.

Can you imagine the swimsuit competition?

[-] parody@lemmings.world 5 points 1 day ago

Not without getting a boner

[-] Whitebrow@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago
[-] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Grafo is kinda pervy

like... loli pervy.

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[-] SGG@lemmy.world 132 points 1 day ago

Excuse me, that's President Musk and First Lady Trump.

[-] rayyy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Well, usually the first lady wears heels, sometimes a girdle and makeup.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 16 points 1 day ago

I thought it's Queen Musk and Prince Consort Trump

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Court Jester.

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago

i dont think “president” is a good descriptor of musks position. i think if anything he’s more like the CEO of the united states. he gets to complain about stuff and give orders that other people follow. the president does this to some degree as well, but i think the president has way more responsibilities and paper work than the average CEO. the president also has to make more public appearances and answer questions from various government organizations/committees. musk doesn’t have to do any of that. he can just show up whenever he wants and make demands

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I agree in general but I think it's funny to imagine Teflon Don doing paperwork. The only thing he's read in years is a teleprompter.

Seriously he didn't do shit but rallies and sign whatever he was handed last time. Trump played golf, which takes a long fucking time, on average more than once a week during his presidency. Once every 5.6 days is the estimate.

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Musk is itself the deep state that he's been crying about.

Better start referring to Musk as "Leader of the Deep State"

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

I see what we’re doing here, and I love it.

[-] Squorlple@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago

They’re around each other often. One shouldn’t have to resort to AI to manifest an image of them beside each other. IMO, using AI in propaganda (even if factually accurate propaganda) makes the message come across as phony and those in agreement look disingenuous or dumb since the propagator couldn’t even bother to use reality in their imagery.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago
[-] coyootje@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

That's assuming people can even tell. It's at the point now where a lot of people are starting to struggle.

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[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago

I’m overusing this but…

Daddy and his X wife.

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[-] medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

"They come to me, tears in their eyes, and say Sir, you are the only one of Musk's assistants that wears makeup. It's the best makeup, everyone is saying it."

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
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[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

You already know Musk is going to try and do it for real at one point...

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[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Maybe Trump will get to the point he has Musk killed?

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

No but he'll totally throw a tantrum about it soon. Orange baby can't have anyone else getting wuv other than him. It's gonna be some beautiful fireworks when the richest manchild clashes with the weakest ego president.

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[-] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Is the film Don't Look Up a social commentary on real life? Or did Elon and Donald saw the movie and decided to cosplay?

[-] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago

I think this is more idiocracy than don’t look up…

[-] cobysev@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

Idiocracy had a president who actually cared about the environment, who hired the smartest man in the world to help them solve the crisis. Trump refuses to acknowledge there's even an environmental crisis and he won't listen to experts. Idiocracy is already a better future than the one we're living in.

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Yeah give me Macho Camacho any day over the shit we've had.

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[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago

It's like the book 1984, which was supposed to be a warning tale but many govts the world over use it as a how to guide.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

keep circulating this and the first lady Elon version, their egos the size of a hot air balloon will clash at some point

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[-] DandomRude@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Isn't that the same Ferengi in different Hu-mon disguises?

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