"White sons and daughters are walking away" - first of all, "white?", WTF? - and second, didn't he also say that women have no place in the military? Nail down your idiocy and stop wobbling all over the place.
Perhaps he'll have an accident. Who's running the CIA, Jerry Lewis?
edit: forgot "/s"
There will be no 2028 election.
I'm such an underachiever. Here is "Sleepy Joe Biden", a doddering fool who even tries to sit where there is no chair, yet who also is the criminal mastermind behind an entire crime family and who easily controls all government and media for his own diabolical schemes. I mean, pick a lane, Republicans!
Separate tickets, dudes.
About a year ago I downloaded an app called Merlin. You can let it listen and it'll identify all the birds around you by their calls. I've found myself rushing outside with my phone if I hear an unusual bird while I'm in my study. Then I look at myself and wonder, who the hell is this?
Yeah but it STILL landed right-side up. A fine example for moon landers everywhere.
I hope they've alerted their groundskeepers that all trees, shrubs, bushes, and flowers must be mowed over, because pollen and flowers are Nature's pole-dancers and sluts. Not sure if they can have grass.
The true shocker is the beginning of the headline. "Trump paid me"...
Give artists a basic universal income, and I guarantee every single person on earth will suddenly discover their "inner Picasso" to qualify.
Step 1. Rename to "Dickipedia" and prominently feature Musk's face on the splash page
Step 2. Collect $1 billion
Step 3. Change it back
Iran Dictionary (updated)
Clinic: An establishment or room where women can endure repeated rape and beatings until they agree to wear a hijab.