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[-] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 154 points 1 year ago

Is this implying that "me" isn't wearing any underwear?

[-] glizzyguzzler 115 points 1 year ago

First date fit includes underwear??

[-] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 73 points 1 year ago

Well it certainly does for the not-a-gynecologist at least

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 52 points 1 year ago

Hang on, you guys don't keep a pair of womens thong underwear just barely hanging out of the pocket of your nice trunks on a first date?

You need to send the subtle signal that you're basically drowning in vagina.

[-] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 year ago

Ain't no guys here

[-] uriel238 7 points 1 year ago

I am technically not a lesbian, but of what I understand about lesbian culture, there's a tendency to think if I don't shave tonight then I won't be tempted to get freaky and for this to turn into a one-night stand. And this is followed by a wild night of extra-curricular activities, only she knows sometimes you don't shave.

I point out that if she ghosts you, that's about her issues, not about the conditions of your leg hair.

Anyway, this fit is showing were prepared for all contingencies, and expecting a very good evening.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Some people are just too posh.

[-] Walk_blesseD 19 points 1 year ago

Well yeah, they'd just get in the way of the date having a look.

[-] brisk@aussie.zone 13 points 1 year ago

Socks are technically underwear

[-] uriel238 8 points 1 year ago

She likes a bit of fresh air between her nethers.

[-] BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world 89 points 1 year ago

Where do I get the rat slippers?

Asking for a friend.

[-] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 year ago

Ask your local taxidermist for bespoke ones!

[-] python@programming.dev 39 points 1 year ago

While it is nice to support local taxidermy businesses, there really isn't anything complicated about making the rat-slippers yourself. Rats are free outside!

[-] babybus@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 year ago

They are free as in freedom, their freedom. You can't just take them!

[-] python@programming.dev 18 points 1 year ago

Who is going to stop me?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

So free as in speech, not beer? Got it.

[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

Is there a way to get that Cheetos pattern onto denim shorts?

[-] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 year ago

Where there is a will, there is a way

[-] DerArzt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

We can't let them get to sexy

[-] Sas@beehaw.org 8 points 1 year ago

Don't have to guess the color of your underwear

Already know you got nothing going on down there

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