First date fit includes underwear??
Dipshits donβt even get itβs this based on this painting https://musee-magnin.fr/en/node/19 which is in a French museum, about the gods of Olympus, and includes the lyre you see in the recreation. Itβs not the last supper which is in Italy and not in France. Similar framing of course - clearly on purpose - but who cares. What dumbasses, outrage machine go burrr
Ah, I see I am in the presence of a preeminent N64 titty connoisseur
Furiously masturbating on a train too, I see
Yea he got a soul now, I would be too π©π©
You def get it Ur blasted, leaving the club at close with yo best bitches, and youβre responsible so you get ya ride. The app says ya ride is a Kia Chevy Juke and yβallβs abs cooked but one of yous is tryin hard cause you n yo best bitches donβt wanna get kidnapped Also you hit the club in March so itβs cold af at 4 am
Anyone who thinks someone who has the wherewithal to vote uncommitted to protest the genocide of the Palestinians by Israel in the Democratic-only primary but not realize that the fascist republican party is significantly worse than Biden for the general election is arguing in bad faith.
The whole joke plays into a terminally horny me-me emoji copypasta that people liked to crank out a few years ago - making it βmoldyβ! The point is the emojis! Hereβs one for dickmas that takes it to 11:
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