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[-] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 154 points 2 months ago

Is this implying that "me" isn't wearing any underwear?

[-] glizzyguzzler 115 points 2 months ago

First date fit includes underwear??

[-] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 73 points 2 months ago

Well it certainly does for the not-a-gynecologist at least

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 52 points 2 months ago

Hang on, you guys don't keep a pair of womens thong underwear just barely hanging out of the pocket of your nice trunks on a first date?

You need to send the subtle signal that you're basically drowning in vagina.

[-] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 20 points 2 months ago

Ain't no guys here

[-] uriel238 7 points 2 months ago

I am technically not a lesbian, but of what I understand about lesbian culture, there's a tendency to think if I don't shave tonight then I won't be tempted to get freaky and for this to turn into a one-night stand. And this is followed by a wild night of extra-curricular activities, only she knows sometimes you don't shave.

I point out that if she ghosts you, that's about her issues, not about the conditions of your leg hair.

Anyway, this fit is showing were prepared for all contingencies, and expecting a very good evening.