What a joke. Valuing pirated games as full value for a fucking video game bust.

I got into an argument with a coworker over whether or not Grover qualifies as a sex icon. Everyone agrees that Gonzo is, but Grover was much more divisive.

At least you outlived the Dreamcast

Todd Howard is essentially an alternative religious figure at this point, and I'm tired of pretending he's not.

Anon didn't get laid.

Story is probably true.

John Goodman once gave me cocaine at a bar near the Chinese Theater in Hollywood, and none of my coworkers were there to see it so they didn't believe me.

We're in a fucking 4chan greentext community. Stop censoring shit.

We signed up to get pissed on, so stop using water.

I recently asked if she could pop a zit I couldn't reach on my back, and she said she "preferred not to, as it's a bit gross".

Should I break up with her?

He's leaving out a key element in the process here.

King Triton was dropping fucking LOADS.

I don't believe those numbers for a second, and they're trying to charge 3k for access. That's absurd.

This one right here officer