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[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 214 points 1 month ago

When asked if they’d ever consider making a flavor after Donald Trump, Cohen told the outlet, “I don’t think it’s proper in polite society for me to talk about what would be in that flavor.”

[-] Fester@lemm.ee 43 points 1 month ago

It’s 2024. You can talk about Cheetos and urine.

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Full of shit and ketchup and gasoline.

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago
[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

And rib meat chicken

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

"Oops! All smegma."

[-] prole 30 points 1 month ago

I fucking love Ben & Jerry. Two real motherfuckers. I will always spend the extra couple bucks for their product.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Cheetos-dusted darrhea with rancid fast food grease swirls?

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Blue Bell already made a Trump flavor. It was called Listeria.

[-] Mobiledecay@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Call it Trumps dick. All the Maga idiots will buy it out! 😁

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

it would obviosly be oranges and mcdonald hamburgers, with a ribbon of bullshit.

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 6 points 1 month ago

What is the flavor "it looks like orange, but is actually just a tub of shit"

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Tubgirl Orange.

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

Would it be possible to make biased poison?

[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago

While a fine name for an icecream flavour, "Kamala’s Coconut Jubilee" also sounds more than a little bit like the title of a porn parody where a bunch of really old white dudes eagerly get topped by a black milf that stares into the camera for an uncomfortably long time, while a recording of Tim Walz explains how to replace the headlights on a 2005 subaru outback and the finer points of grilling top sirloin.

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 month ago
[-] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Keep going. I'm almost there.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

How do you replace the headlights on a 05 Outback?

[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's actually really obnoxious to do and I highly recommend looking up a couple vids before attempting it - getting that stupid seating ring in the right orientation is as I said, incredibly obnoxious, and my big dumb meat hands can barely fit in the space to manipulate the bulbs. Oh and you have to pull the battery out to get at the driver side running lights. Good cars but there's some really stupid design elements.

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[-] s38b35M5@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

Kamala’s Coconut Jubilee features coconut ice cream with swirls of caramel and red, white and blue star-shaped sprinkles. The flavor is inspired by a viral meme, in which Harris, during a speech at the White House, uttered the now-viral quote, “You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?”

[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Sounds good

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

Seth Meyers mentioned this last week. He also said that they released a flavor for Tim Walz as well: Plain.

[-] Pulptastic@midwest.social 11 points 1 month ago

He’s a sassy dad, his flavor would have to be a dad joke. Something like “Balz to the Walz” with malted milk balls. Or “DIY” orange clean flavored ice cream with chocolate sauce streaks.

[-] ImADifferentBird 10 points 1 month ago

I don't know... Would it be possible to make hotdish flavored ice cream?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I don't want to know.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

But I don’t like coconut. It’s not the flavor it’s the consistency.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 20 points 1 month ago

It's coconut flavored ice cream so probably doesn't actually have bits of coconut in it.

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

There's still a PTSD-like reaction to the flavor of coconut, at least for me.

[-] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Then there's people like me, who love Outshine's coconut bars because it has tons of shredded coconut in it.

[-] Arsinoe@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Same! I also like orange juice with extra pulp.

[-] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Yessss. Tropicana grovestand, even better if it's fresh squeezed!

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

You make me sick!

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Oooooooh yeah

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

More for me then

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

You don't like coconuts.. Say brainless do you know where coconuts come from?

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

You think they just fall out of coconut trees?

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Alright Tallahassee

[-] mlg@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Coconut flavor

Slang: Disparaging and Offensive. a person of color, especially a person of Latin American or South Asian origin or descent, who is regarded as having adopted the attitudes, values, and behavior thought to be characteristic of middle-class white society, at the expense of their ethnic heritage. Compare Oreo.

Actually, I would argue these days it usually gets referenced exclusively to describe politicians who don't represent the same values their cultural background would, usually in a downside.

Don't think Ben and Jerry's is playing some double speak here, but I thought it was interesting nonetheless.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

That's the one reason I wasn't all on board with the "Coconut Pilling" when Harris took over the nomination. It's historically a slur. That said, the fact that Harris herself is using it tends to dead end that argument. There's every reason to think Ben & Jerry's is playing off of that.

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

The Ben & Jerry's that supports Russia?

https://www.bostonherald.com/2023/07/20/ben-jerrys-co-founder-slams-nato-u-s-over-war-in-ukraine/

You can say you don't support Russia or Ukraine, but if you're still operating in Russia, you support Russia. Also, you should support Ukraine anyway.

Everyone should be boycotting Ben & Jerry's.

[-] femtech@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

Seems the CEO has the same all violence is bad take that some of my more left leaning friends have. Violence is a part of life and sometimes you have to inflict it to stop more from happening.

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