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Chef Riker strikes again
(lemmy.world)
Never stop making these.
I can't claim to have made this one. I make a fair amount of them, but this one isn't mine.
I hope I'm infected with some interspatial parasites so I can forget this joke.
I want to be able to laugh at it over and over again.
That joke was so bad, TOS cast members felt the cringe.
My favorite stupid curling fact is that for competition they've had to put NASCAR-like limits on broom technology because some teams developed a "broom" that was essentially a microplane grater that could polish the ice to microscopic smoothness.
Zinda, his eyes red.
Took me a while!
I still don't get it, can you help me out?
The sport of curling.
LOL. OK thanks I get it now
Wait, what. Lmao.
Now it's in your and your search engines hands.
But. Curling is a sport. There is a little puck and to make it go smoother/faster, the scrub in front of the little pluck with a broom.
Curling is a sport that involves sliding stones on ice toward a target area. Learn about its origins in medieval Scotland, its global popularity, and its unique features such as sweeping, curling, and scoring.
little puck
Do we watch different Curling, or do you just have a different definition of "little"?
stones
Ah there we go...
Yup, I did see curling competitions on TV, it just didn't occured to me that this meme referenced this sport and I needed that explanation to get it.
Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curling just like it's a real sport!
- Weird Al, "Candian Idiot"
Just watched this episode again. Riker is absolutely awful at cooking scrambled eggs. Even if he had used perfect free range organic Earth chicken eggs, those looked dry, burnt, and chewy.
this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2024
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