That's a copout and also just plain false, call them feelings or takes makes no difference here. That's not how discourse works.

Some stories use hyperbole for dramatic effect, so clearly this is a flaw in the fundamental concept of all narrative fiction. What a dumb take.

Real "Doctor Sleep" psychic vampire vibes from one of these.

Sounds like the lyrics to Shipoopi, originally from the "The Music Man".

Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin' If you get a squeeze back, that's fancy cookin' Once more for a pepper-upper Never get sore on her way to supper

I fully agree. Crisps/chips are also great with chopsticks, no more flavor fingers.

But this is probably more an unpopular opinion in the west than a shower thought. It shouldn't be unpopular, but just look at the other comments. Clearly not a lot of chopstick users. And I kind of doubt anyone that claims a salad can or should be shovelled.

You shouldn't be shoveling a salad unless it's potato or macaroni salad. Maybe your thinking of coleslaw? Leafy green salads are nearly impossible to shovel with a fork unless you mince the ingredients into unrecognizably tiny bits, aka a slaw. With very little practice, eating with chopsticks isn't much different than eating with your fingers. In fact, there's a few things I can do with chopsticks that I could never easily do with my fingers or a fork.

You can absolutely shovel with chopsticks. It may take a little extra dexterity, but is far from impossible. It's really only harder if you haven't much practice with chopsticks. Besides, shoveling anything with a fork is kind of a disaster when you throw leafy greens into the mix.

That's not how I eat a salad with chopsticks. No stabbing, no shoveling; at the dinner table that is bad etiquette. It's more like "grabbing" a clump of lettuce and toppings mixed together with a couple "fingers", except your "fingers" are chopsticks. Most of the small bits stick to the leafy greens or are inherently wrapped up in them. I find picking those few remaining tiny bits out of the bottom of a bowl is actually easier with chopsticks than trying to shovel them on to a fork.

Good news! Eating things like salad, chips/crisps, fried rice, noodle dishes, ramen, etc. is a great way to get good with chopsticks.

Her response: "That's not even a question."

2 demons for under a penny is quite a deal.

Do I really even want to know what LinkedIn games are?

Give em The Harkness Test