Super Mario Bros is a 90's dystopian cyberpunk masterpiece. If you're complaining that is wasn't "true" to the interlaced 8-bit game you've totally missed what makes that movie work. It's a pretty fucking bizarre take, I'll grant you that. The new movies were great, but they lack the weirdness and have been polished into boring lumps of nostalgia that are quickly forgotten. Nobody that watched the 1993 Super Mario Bros movie as a child forgot it.

I've made these movies a collection on my Plex/Jellyfin server. There's also The Rundown and Journey 2: The Mysterious Island.

This is way too coherent.

Cab Calloway was a legendary band leader in his own right, far beyond his minor role in a Saturday Night Live sketch turned cult classic. His picture belongs in the encyclopedia for skat.

The band was playing a bunch of songs before the brothers arrived, the brothers just performed the "last two songs". We see Cab Calloway warming up the crowd with one of those other songs. It was all for a good cause and I'm sure the outlaw nature of the duo was no surprise to anyone. We as the audience are "in on it", seems safe to assume the on-screen audience is kind of "in on it too". "Orange whip? Orange whip? ... Three orange whips."

I really thought this was an avante guard 70s porn parody of Captain Hook and Peter Pan. Then, I realized that was a shovel, not a pointy green hat.

It's probably like getting a rescue breath from a blue whale.

What is good natured about this?

You're a bully. I hope you find some non-toxic relationships someday.

As that dude would say, "Get Fucked!" A good prank has everyone laughing, including the person being pranked. This is just being shitty to someone and laughing at their plight in dealing with it. This is a shitty fucking "prank" and I wouldn't count anyone that treated me this way, for any reason, as a friend. If someone has to chase down the victim and explain the joke/prank, then it wasn't a prank.

Do I really even want to know what LinkedIn games are?

Give em The Harkness Test