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[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 73 points 1 week ago

Now we're shitposting

[-] mononomi@feddit.nl 66 points 1 week ago
[-] Depress_Mode@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago

In his 1953 autobiography, Danish explorer Peter Freuchen claimed that in 1926, he became trapped in a blizzard while running a dog team and was forced to take shelter under his sled for 30 hours while snow built up and froze around him. When he tried to emerge, he found he was entombed in ice and unable to break free with his hands alone. Thinking quickly, he took a shit right there, shaped the turd into a chisel, and allowed it to freeze solid. He then claims he was able to use his newly made tool to chip his way free and make it back to camp. Peter was the only witness to his supposed escape. The study mentions it's based on an Inuit ethnographic account, however. Maybe Peter, having spent much time in the Arctic with Inuit peoples simply took the story for himself. With the runners of the study finding that they were unable to replicate such a technique, it lends credibility to the claim that story may have been fabricated.

[-] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

With the runners of the study finding that they were unable to replicate such a technique, it lends credibility to the claim that story may have been fabricated.

ah, but did they eat what he ate beforehand?

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 week ago

Bro ate copper, tin, and a smelting kit

[-] nicknonya 2 points 5 days ago

Minecraft inventory crafting style

[-] Depress_Mode@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

I actually wondered the same thing while I was writing lol. Further research is clearly warranted ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿ”ฌ

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 11 points 1 week ago

Bro thought an inuit joke was real.

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 23 points 1 week ago

Because sometimes you just have to find out.

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 14 points 1 week ago

Sometimes you just got to know.

[-] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 48 points 1 week ago

In conclusion, the results support the hypothesis that fecal knives are usually shitty knives

-- the paper, probably

[-] subignition@fedia.io 48 points 1 week ago

This is not the poop knife I was expecting

[-] veroxii@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago

Scissors are more practical in any case.

[-] Digital_man@lemmy.one 32 points 1 week ago

I should rewatch Mythbusters.

[-] Alpha71@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Ooh... what's the catch?

[-] yamanii@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I would watch videos fact checking these knives, I think I saw a chocolate knife or cardboard knife

[-] 10_0@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago
[-] enbiousenvy 21 points 1 week ago

I have accidentally picked up a dried cat turd when younger, thinking it was rock. It was a bit fragile, easily break into dust. I realized it because it was not as heavy as an actual rock of the same size.

Based on that, my unscientific conclusion is that even if it's frozen, it'll be hard to shape and easily breaks because it behaves more like dust/sand instead of cream.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 2 days ago

The alleged knife would be frozen, not dried. It would be much like the ice he was enclosed in

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Use urine instead. Make an ice pee-k.

[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 points 1 week ago

I make it into a iurine-ice-bullet.. untraceable

[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 week ago
[-] RobinSohn@feddit.org 18 points 1 week ago

That hypthesis turned out to be shit.

[-] degen@midwest.social 17 points 1 week ago

Gonna need a meta-analysis to be sure

[-] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Appropriate content for the publisher

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago

I like that it took 7 researchers to do this study. It shows commitment to the cause.

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 12 points 1 week ago

I don't think that this is the type of project you can go in "half-assed." You need both cheeks for this.

[-] veroxii@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago

Might as well get paid grant money for poop time.

[-] 10_0@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago

Funny how you just know this will come up as a defense in a trial somewhere somehow

[-] daqu@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago
[-] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Fiber maybe but no one is eating actual fur.

[-] BlushedPotatoPlayers@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

Or too much. Exactly my thought

[-] Dave2 4 points 1 week ago

I never thought I would say this but this time science is wrong

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 11 points 1 week ago
[-] Dave2 8 points 1 week ago

It has to work... It has to...

[-] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago
this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2024
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