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[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 47 points 1 month ago

If he's the one popping out calves then she made the right choice.

[-] dmention7@lemm.ee 37 points 1 month ago

Came into the comments to read about petting baby cows. Left feeling icky. ☹️

Maybe its just cause I'm high, but baby cows are frickin adorable, and now I'm thinking about finding a rancher friend.

[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

There's a dairy farm somewhat close to me that let's you pet the cows and watch them get milked. It's pretty cool.

[-] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

I’d prefer it if the cows petted me and watched me get milked

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

There's conventions for that, you just need to bring your own costume.

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[-] braxy29@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

yeah, honestly f this thread. i went from smiling to wondering why i bothered to even look at lemmy today. ☹️

there's gotta be something nice to look at instead!

[-] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You're upset some people don't find it cute to separate baby cows from their mothers immediately following birth?

Have you heard a mother cow screaming for their newborn before?

This is just like saying theres no problem with exotic animal zoos.

When animals are treated as property and a means to make money, inhumane things happen. Then those people pretend they didnt happen, and put the animal bits in nice packages that have pictures of happy animals in fields on them.

[-] gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 month ago

People need to stop eating meat and start eating vegans instead.

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[-] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And when he kills them for profit, you can play with their organs, making puppets out of Every. Single. One.

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 32 points 1 month ago

That’s not profitable.

Sounds like some weird fantasy of yours.

[-] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago

Cattle farming isn't profitable?

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 37 points 1 month ago

IDK what cattle mutilation shit you’re into.

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

Just what do you think happens to these animals?

[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

Can confirm, worked in a cow organ puppet factory.

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 month ago
[-] Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 month ago

Hobbies aren't supposed to be profitable

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 26 points 1 month ago

Damn.

That farmer must have legs for days to have to many calves.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 month ago

Maybe you being busy with birthing 15 calves in the last 48 hours is the reason why dating a rancher is a hassle?

[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

If you can't handle a partner being largely busy for brief periods, that's a you problem.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago
[-] The_v@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Someone that doesn't know the mamma has her head down and is contemplating murdering their dumbass.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago

Friendly reminder that cows are one of the five most lethal mammals (mostly due to there being LOTs of cows, but meh)

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 month ago

Not in terms off K:D ratio

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Sure, when you've got the societal and material advantage. Go 1v1 a cow out in a field and you might change your mind. Those things are up to 2,000 pounds of brick shithouse. You might not kill one if you hit it with your car.

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[-] atomicorange@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Lots of assists though. Burgers will get ya eventually.

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[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Psychopaths who don't care that the calves are immediately being separated from their mothers for slaughter and for higher milk production.

Trauma all around.

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 17 points 1 month ago

Fake and not gay enough. Separating calves from their moms reduces, not increases, milk production.

It has even been proven that cows have their clique and just their company affects how much they produce.

[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago

It's higher milk production when the milk that would've gone to the calf goes to people. I think that's easy enough to understand and uncontroversial to say.

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

If he's a rancher, this is a beef herd.

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[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 6 points 1 month ago

Are they the highland variant?

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

"heeland coo"

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[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

The only women who appreciate being confronted with the consequences of their animal consumption are vegans, and vegans hate ranchers.

[-] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Have you ever met a woman IRL?

[-] mathemachristian@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

I just traumatized 15 mothers why won't she date me is a hell of a take

[-] Shampiss@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 month ago

His cows gave birth. What do you mean traumatized?

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

The person you’re responding to is an aggressive vegan reactionary.

They abuse their cat or smth I can’t keep up with the vegan drama these days

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

vegan reactionary

Committing the unconscionable crime of knowing where steak comes from.

They abuse their cat

Willing to bet that cat lives 6x longer than those calves.

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

No they committed the social faux pa of being a gigantic douche bag.

Being a dick to people doesn’t change them.

[-] mathemachristian@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

Pretty please don't separate the newborn from it's mom right after birth only to kill it later and confine the mom in a tiny space and forcibly milk her dry.

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[-] Gingernate@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago

To be fair, birth is pretty traumatizing, but this guy didn't cause it!

[-] prole 6 points 1 month ago

Maybe you should look into a bit of what ranchers actually do...

[-] Gingernate@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago

I've worked on ranches and farms, and I do understand the arguments against meat farming etc. but a rancher helping cows give birth is not the issue

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[-] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Well this post is 5 years old, and there aren't newer posts since 2021 since poster passed away, so I dont know for sure they are abusing animals, but the idea is that calves are separated from their mothers within the first few days usually. Its a traumatic experience for the baby and the mother.

The cow was forcibly impregnated which is pretty rough but thats a different issue.

[-] mathemachristian@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago
[-] anivia@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Where did OP say he raises the cows for milk?

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

She probably dumped him for a reason. I doubt the calves are going to make up for his misogyny and liberal use of the hard r.

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