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[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago
[-] The_v@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Someone that doesn't know the mamma has her head down and is contemplating murdering their dumbass.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 19 points 7 months ago

Friendly reminder that cows are one of the five most lethal mammals (mostly due to there being LOTs of cows, but meh)

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 19 points 7 months ago
[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago

Sure, when you've got the societal and material advantage. Go 1v1 a cow out in a field and you might change your mind. Those things are up to 2,000 pounds of brick shithouse. You might not kill one if you hit it with your car.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Given the number of deer that I have seen absolutely total a car/ semi, bounce down the road, stagger to their feet and bound into the forest, I don't think there needs to be a might in that sentence. Deer only weigh about 400 pounds, and they regularly live through car accidents. The cow is just gonna moo at you.

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Psychopaths who don't care that the calves are immediately being separated from their mothers for slaughter and for higher milk production.

Trauma all around.

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 17 points 7 months ago

Fake and not gay enough. Separating calves from their moms reduces, not increases, milk production.

It has even been proven that cows have their clique and just their company affects how much they produce.

[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 5 points 7 months ago

It's higher milk production when the milk that would've gone to the calf goes to people. I think that's easy enough to understand and uncontroversial to say.

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

If he's a rancher, this is a beef herd.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 6 points 7 months ago

Are they the highland variant?

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

I'll have you know that my calves are strong and muscular and the nicest feature on my body and everyone is welcome to pet them. You know you want to.

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