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[-] kaffiene@lemmy.world 138 points 3 months ago

One of the painful things about having studied philosophy is experiencing the fact that nearly everyone on the Internet are absolutely sure having read a few paragraphs about the topic makes them an expert.

[-] Sop 24 points 3 months ago

I think everyone with a niche skill experiences that to some extent. Almost all posts about mathematics on lemmy attract people acting like they understand what’s going on while making wrong claims lol, I only rarely see comments that are fully correct.

[-] kaffiene@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Yeah I expect climate change scientists would roll their eyes pretty hard at my post as well =)

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[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I hope that one day people can call themselves philosophers without feeling cringey, because the world finally understands and respects it.

For what it’s worth, as a non-philosopher, I absolutely agree that it’s a field that needs and deserves to be taken far more seriously by far more people.

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

Hey, I'll have you know that I've read TWO paragraphs!

[-] kaffiene@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Shit! We got an expert here! ;-)

[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Same with studying anything and then seeing it mentioned on the internet.

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[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I’m an engineer myself, and even I can see that the take on philosophy here is really unnecessarily disparaging, and doesn’t even really fit well into the joke due to a rather meaningful lack of pertinence.

[-] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

You're right! I read a few paragraphs about this.

[-] luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 months ago

My high-school class on philosophy concerned itself with formal logic (syllogisms, really) and a little ontology, though I have forgotten most of the ontological stuff again. I don't know just how much there is to know, so I don't know just how ignorant I am. But where other Internet philosophers pretend to know what they're talking about, I at least know that I don't.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 72 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Astronomy is like being in a dark room and looking for a black cat by analyzing the raw image data of several insanely sensitive cameras, then finding out what the cat looks like, what it looked like right after birth, where it'll be next year and what its gut microbiome consists of, based on a slight reddish hue in its fur.

Alternatively: Astronomy is like being in a dark room and saying "Something seems off. There must be a black cat in here."

[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 56 points 3 months ago

There are certain behaviors of ordinary cats which can only be explained by the presence of "dark cats".

[-] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago

Voids, one might say.

[-] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

Some catronomers suggest that 'dark cats' might just be bugs, but we haven't seen any bugs in the room yet.

[-] Live_your_lives@lemmy.world 57 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This meme is making these different disciplines answer questions they were never intended to answer. It's like complaining that a school principal isn't out there teaching students: that's not their role and it would be silly to expect them to do otherwise.

Philosophers would ask something like, "what is a cat?"

Metaphysicians would ask something like, "how can we know that the cat truly exists?"

Theologians would ask something like, "what does the Bible say about cats?"

[-] nadir@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

The categories themselves also show his ignorance.

Metaphysics is a sub-discipline of Philosophy.

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[-] sneekee_snek_17@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

I love The Oatmeal, but yeah, this one's a miss

Remember, who made the flashlight for the scientist? The philosopher.

[-] RandomStickman@kbin.run 51 points 3 months ago

The amount of "science fans" dismissing philosophy is ridiculous

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 21 points 3 months ago

I don't see this as being dismissive of philosophy at all. Science has always stood on the shoulders of philosophy. In the context of the meme, it established the possibility of the black cat existing. It's the baseline. Science then used tools to test the idea, while metaphysics and theology are off somewhere making unfalsifiable claims.

Judging by some of the responses, I'm in the minority with this interpretation.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

If it puts us in a minority to regard scientific achievement as owing a debt of gratitude to epistemology and empiricism, not to mention ethics and countless other branches of study that cannot be taken for granted, then so be it. To take science on its own as merely a self evident and wholly objective practice solely fit for solving problems and creating better technologies is as boring as it is anti intellectual.

[-] Sop 14 points 3 months ago

This meme is highly misinformed about how any of these academic subjects work though. (Meta)physicists and theologists don’t make claims, they research the consequences of certain assumptions. Most elementary sciences work that way.

[-] Soleos@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

It's not about whether or not the meme is dismissive of philosophy. It's that the writer clearly doesn't understand the basics of these fields and the kinds of questions they ask/answer, including science. Heck metaphysics isn't even a separate field, it's a sub-field of philosophy.

[-] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 3 months ago

I agree with the conclusion of your metaphor but I think that literally "the scientist" invented the flashlight.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago

Engineering is crinkling the treat bag so the cat comes to you.

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

Science is more like systematically searching the room while exhaustively documenting all findings to define every place the cat wasn’t, as well as where it was. Then you release the cat and do it several more times. Then you invite your peers to come in the room and try to achieve the same results, comparing their findings with yours, so everyone can have a better chance of finding the cat in future attempts.

Science isn’t easy. It is precise because it is tediously thorough.

[-] Carrolade@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

tbf, being in a dark room with no flashlight will give you lots of undistracted free time to work through complex problems and ideas. The presence of a cat in there with you is largely irrelevant.

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

If the cat comes over and let's me pet it then I can think better

[-] Geobloke@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago

I work in an underground mine and sometimes when I'm waiting for someone to come pick me up, I torn my cap lamp off and sit on a rock. It's the darkest dark you can imagine. No shadows, no pin pricks of light just your thoughts. All you can hear is the sound of moving air and the occasionally the rock moving.

It's genuinely peaceful and so so relaxing. Definitely had some philosophical moments down there

[-] powerofm@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 months ago

But observing the cat with the flashlight fundamentally affects the cat.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

The cat both has and hasn't knocked something breakable off a counter or table before you enter the room.

[-] poplargrove@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Could it be me who doesnt know what metaphysics is? No, a whole sub-field of philosophy is actually useless and none of them see it.

Also hilarious seeing "philosophy" referred to like its a method you can use and not a whole field including everything from ethics, political philosophy, philosophy of religion, epistemology, aesthetics, etc.

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[-] z00s@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

tips fedora

[-] needthosepylons@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Meh. Natural sciences and philosophy/methaphisics are quite closer/more intimately linked than you seem to think.

[-] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 months ago

To quote my former physics teacher:

If you remove maths from physics you're left with philosophy.

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[-] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

Well duh. They all deal with finding the black cat

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

What's the one that's in a perfectly lit empty white room, with a decently sized black cat thats covered in arrows flashing towards it with a loud siren blaring from it and signs saying "the cat you are looking for is right here!", who still can't find the cat?

[-] Machinist@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Pseudoscience/conspiracy theories.

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

The signs are a fakeout for the lizardpeople scooping your thoughtsponge out via economic taxation.

Just gotta do your research and follow the obvious signs. No, but not those obvious signs.

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[-] Emmie@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Physics is like shooting balls at the cat and registering the sounds of pain to draw a shape of the creature. Except that it turns out to be also a dog at the same time

[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Problem: Can a black cat be found in a dark room?

Hypothesis: yes

Variable: flashlight

Control: no flashlight

Findings: "v" group found the cat; the "c" group didn't.

Theory: You can find a cat in a dark room using a flashlight.

Law: cats land feet first (indisputable)

[-] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

I don't like this allegory because if the room is perfectly dark the color of the cat doesn't matter, and if there's a bit of light its eyes will glow.

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 months ago

philosophy is my single favorite field ever invented.

I fucking love it so much. Some fuckhead somewhere was like "wait, why do things mean things, and what does meaning mean?" and now we have fucking nihilism. Truly an incredible field of scientific discovery.

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[-] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Philosophy is often more like looking for things that can't be seen with a flashlight but hypothesizing that they must exist and proving it logically.

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Philosophy is determining that there is, probably, a cat in the room. And science is using a flashlight to find it.

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[-] redracc@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

You are in a pitch-black room and hear a noise. A noise you can't describe properly, you've never heard or seen this creature before but it has a high pitched wail.

A man called Philosophy walks in the room. He hears the cry and takes some time to think. He names this creature the cat and deduces that it must be as big as a bear and as fierce as a lion. This creature must be dangerous. He tells you stories about strange exotic creatures, ones with black fur and long tails. These creatures have nails as sharp as swords and mean only harm. He tells you to stay back and listen to his thoughts as he contemplates more.

Then another man called Theology walks in. He too hears the creature yelling. Over some time, he begins to listen to the different tones of the noise this creature makes. He hears a shriek and thinks it's telling you to get back. It hears a purr and tells you it's playful. He begins to think it's communicating and assigns meaning to the creature's noise. He tells you to have faith in his belief and to follow the creatures demands. He tells you to offer tithes and sacrifices so you too can find meaning in this creature.

And, finally, a last man named Science walks into the room. He hears the cat and listens to the others propositions. He sets up ways to test his hypotheses. He thinks the cat must be big, so he throws some food near the creature and hears its footsteps; they aren't stomps, they are something more elegant. He no longer thinks he and Philosophy were correct. Because he thinks it's no longer big, he walks up to the creature and tries to get a closer look. He gets bitten and falls back to the others. Over time he tells you that Theology and Philosophy were right on some things and wrong on the others. He admits that he can be wrong himself but will correct and change his understand of this creature as he learns. He also offers little answers to the creature's as the others. You don't understand exactly how he works, you are merely a layman with little education.

So, which of the men do you believe?

[-] zloubida@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

You obviously didn't used your flashlight when you searched for philosophy and the others ^^

[-] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago
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