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[-] cogitase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 73 points 1 year ago

I hate it when I get benereal disease on my benis.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago

You must be addicted to dog

[-] seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 1 year ago

I'm glad I'm only addicted to cat.

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Benerial desease is baginal

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 55 points 1 year ago

take videos and photos of this truck and spread it on the Internet

This dude is giving mixed messages.

[-] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 65 points 1 year ago

Oh you have a common beginner question. Let me clear it up with a simple diagram:

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Thanks. It all makes sense now!

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[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 41 points 1 year ago

if you are addicted to cat and dog you have a nano chip on your body

so thats what's causing it

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[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 35 points 1 year ago

Okay but the real question is, can these nano chips run DOOM? Where can I find out how to jailbreak these bad boys?

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 31 points 1 year ago

I like that this person ran out of space so decided to create more space by tacking more material on the top of the car.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Brevity continues to prove it is the soul of wit

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[-] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

Why does this read like english is this persons 2nd language, but look like it was made by someone for whom english is infact their 1st language?

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 year ago

At my high school a noticable number of students could barely read. They got passed through from a combination of parents trying to fire people if their kid is held back and teachers who either didn't care or couldn't spend the one on one time to help the kid. There was no functional system in place at my school to help kids who were borderline illiterate

Depending where this is, between that and possible mental health stuff English could be their first language

[-] VirtualOdour@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

It's tragic because a lot of these people aren't just missing competent literacy but all the skills required to understand the world around them, and even worse often those ways of understanding have been replaced with religious nonsense by the people that raised them.

Imagine trying to make sense of the world when you think scientists work like preachers and prophets simply saying whatever feels right or suits the moment.

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[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago

Imagine having to extend you car with plates at the top, because there is not enough room for you psychotic scribbles. Then leaving a shit ton of white space at the bottom.

[-] YungOnions@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

Probably the computers fault.

[-] Mastershelf@lemmy.one 24 points 1 year ago

Software developer here; this is 100% true. Computers were a mistake.

[-] blackluster117@possumpat.io 8 points 1 year ago

You know where you're going to start your farm when you retire?

Someplace that's cold and far above sea level (for now).

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if you are addicted to cat and dog you have a nano chip on your body

Huh.

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[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago

People like this think computers and electronics are magic.

[-] yogurtwrong@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Fuck yeah I'm gonna install Arch Linux^btw on my microchip

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

I for one appreciate the illustration. Without it, I felt like I was reading gibberish

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

i really wish we had a more robust mental healthcare system that could help people like this before they get to this point.

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Looks like someone forgot his meds and found a sharpie!

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[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Do these people think they're convincing? Do they genuinely not see how crazy they look?

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[-] Djtecha@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

No one tell them about the computer in their truck!

[-] Rayspekt@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

That's why people still need huge cars. So that you can write all of your nutjob theories on it.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

That truck was created on a computer.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 14 points 1 year ago

Yet still slightly less crazy than "Vote Trump".

[-] fluckx@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Ah yes. Aria 52. I've heard so much about it. The actual location of the aliens. Instead of area 52: the tourist attraction

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[-] pyre@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

well at least it doesn't look exactly like something that you would find in possession of a serial killer after they're caught.

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[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 year ago

He's right about one thing: some posts on the internet can cause brain cancer.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago
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[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

It's like a Dr Bronners bottle on bath salts.

Hmmm.... maybe they ate (smoked? Boofed?) bath salts in the bath while cleaning with Dr. Bronners.

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[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

This truck is on to something. I asked my dog if she put a nano chip on my body and she said no, but it sounds like something the huskies next door would do.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago
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[-] maxinstuff@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Reading this gave me benereal disease in my computer parts.

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

It was our own fault for hinting at the fact with names like worm and bug but no matter. The plan is already in motion and cannot be stopped. Bow down peasants, bow down to your supreme software engineer overlord. We will abolish all mennial jobs with our computers and calculators. Soon you will all be forced to work from home, and you will like it.

[-] stress_headache@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

This guy will be a US Congressman in 2 years.

[-] alucard@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

It’s the Twitter mobile!

[-] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So diseases didn't exist before computers existed or is our medical technology secretly so advanced that we cured all diseases without anyone knowing and had tons out own?

Edit: I have no idea what I was trying to say there at the end

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