No wonder everything is all fucked up, someone cut down the erdtree
Kirito how dare you.
Lloyd Irving how dare you.
Ryu or Myria from Breath of Fire how dare you.
Flammie how dare you.
How many other times has someone in Japan cut down world trees?
If it's a tree stump, then something cut it off flat at the top, and I'm far more afraid of that thing than the tree stump.
Paul Bunyan.
Duh.
America's Kaiju
No no you got it all wrong, Paul Bunyan is the kaiju tamer of Babe the Blue Ox
I wanna see a Paul Bunyan vs Godzilla movie.
Or Godzilla vs Superman!
There is a Godzilla vs Superman comic. King Kong becomes a green lantern xD
A lot of fossilized trees appear to be cut when they, in fact, cleanly broke after becoming rock.
That's the crux of the insane conspiracy - they think giants used to roam the earth and these are remnants.
Having seen Devil's Tower in person I'm trying to envision how massive that tree would be
Wow. Photo evidence!
What do you mean? It’s clearly Photoshopped! The Earth is flat don’t you know?
Probably between 300 m and 2 km tall, based on some quick reading about how tree height scales with diameter.
Buddy, we can clearly see the basalt formations. It's probably yet another volcan that eroded
Petrified world tree stump. ;)
"In our arrogance we thought it would be there forever, our path to the heavens, to enlightenment, always within reach whenever it was desired. Instead we turned our eyes and souls to the Earth in any and every way to exploit it for our own desires. It was Astrid who could take our hubris no longer, climbing into Yggdrasil's branches, then reaching down the trunk and severing it cleanly with the most silent whisper. Rising to the sky in Yggdrasil, she took our best potential with her to the heavens and left us to the Earth precisely what we had lusted after so cravenly. 'Suffer in your righteousness now, children of Earth. You have sealed your own destruction' said Astrid at last." Source: some BS I just made up.
This goes hard af
unfortunately, or fortunately, i think it's more realistic to the mythos that thor chopped it down for firewood while drunk or something
If anyone is actually curious, it’s an igneous intrusion - initially formed underground by magma pushing up into sedimentary rock and cooling there. Rather than an eruption of magma out of the ground, this was formed by the softer rock around the hardened magma eroding away and leaving this uncovered.
The Lokota name translates to Bear Lodge, it's a sacred site for them and calling it Devil's Tower isn't great.
When have colonisers and 'settlers' worried about that stuff? [yucatan (idkwym), calcutta (cut yesterday)]
Pretty sure it's made of mashed potatoes.
This means something.
He says the sun came out last night. He says it sang to him.
If the vikings had found this they would have freaked the fuck out
Someone cut down Yggdrasil!! >:(
They would have gone home.
that's just someone who used the terraform tools with unlimited money
Paul Bunyan was here
Blessed Erdtree
But who cutted the tree?
A lot of fossilized trees appear to be cut when they, in fact, cleanly broke after becoming rock.
Bill
The nipple of the goddess of reason.
"I'm just asking questions"
Let's go inside and see what ancient being has been slumbering for a malenia.
New conspiracy theory just dropped y'all, wait until the conservatards get a hold of this one...
This is actually a very common conspiracy theory, youll find videos about it on youtube going back a decade
Well curse you for making me realize this world is more idiotic than I thought 😞
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
-George Carlin
This means something.
Whatever it is... it means something. It's important.
Of all the wacko theories I’ve heard about various things, this one is my favorite
When you forgot to build a brace for your Haligtree
The tree of silver wings.
This is ridiculous, everyone knows Paul Bunyan and his progenitors lived further north.
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