[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

People still using shitter deserve to be misinformed

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

Warn in one hand, shit in the other

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

Many people are saying it

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

saying the letter X doesn’t make either of the letter’s major phonetic sounds

Excuse me?

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Instructions clear, deep fried my hand

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

It also implies deep fryers have sex

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

Don't look at me I've given up straws

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago
  1. I grew up in a rural area and have thoughts about cows
  2. I hate the Chicago Bears
  3. You have excellent roads and I want to talk about them

It's not hard to answer for me and I'm just some guy

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

They'll just change the formula and tell your doctor to prescribe the new one

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago

Oh to be a fat lizard eating free salads for life

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 30 points 6 days ago

Chain of Psychiatric Hospitals

Stop the planet I want off

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