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[-] EggInDisguise 136 points 1 month ago

They crave cuddles.

Who among us cannot say the same?

[-] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago

I just took an NFPA 70E electrical safety course, and the instructor was talking about how electricians love to cuddle.

I thought it was weird for a sec, then I remembered the last time I opened an electrical panel with someone else nearby. Then I remembered every other time I opened an electrical panel with other people nearby. Then I remembered all the times that I was all the other people nearby.

Then he showed us a video of an arc flash with 3 people inside the panel, and then there was nobody nearby.

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 month ago

Arc flashes are nature’s way of saying cuddle time is over.

[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 21 points 1 month ago
[-] toynbee@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

When I was very young, I had a friend with the AIM name "BovineLover" (followed by a number I don't remember). They were how I learned the word "bovine." I haven't talked to them in almost thirty years.

I'm inclined to assume that you are they. Hopefully you've had a good thirty years!

[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

Well I'm not even thirty, so I'm probably not him.

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 month ago

Straight guys can't say it. Not because they don't crave them, they just can't say that they do without social sanction. Everyone else apparently gets a pass though.

[-] ScytheDraven47@piefed.zip 16 points 1 month ago

I'll say it; I crave cuddles.

Cuddles while watching TV is one of the only things that'll pull me away from my computer.

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Brave. Now say it on a de-anonymized platform and enjoy being a social pariah for the rest of your life.

[-] Fluke@feddit.uk 17 points 1 month ago

Pffft. Grow the fuck up, find your fucking balls and fucking own it.

It only plays that way if you let it.

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Having balls doesn't stop society from ridiculing/deriding/scorning/stigmatizing/sanctioning me. Oh, if only growing a pair was all I needed to do.

It only plays that way if you let it.

As if being rejected by society is something I have control over! It takes a sociopathic narcissist to think "people can only hate me if I let them."

[-] Fluke@feddit.uk 8 points 1 month ago

It takes the aforementioned set of minerals to cease giving a flying fuck what those that have negative comment for showing your feelings have to say.

Society at large doesn't ridicule for that, merely certain toxic subsets that should be rightfully shunned into nonexistence.

Become the change you want to see.

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

It takes a certain baseline amount of social privilege to be able to not give a shit what the haters say. When society writ large decides to hate you (as is implied by the term "social pariah"), then suddenly what people think of you actually matters a lot.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

True, I get heavy insults from people just for being sick around them. I don't mean transmissible sickness. Like, the moment you are sick and can't hide it, they expect you to quit your job and go die somewhere.

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Same thing applies with mental illness, including depression.

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

I'm absolutely baffled by this comment. What makes you think this would be an even remotely controversial thing to say?

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

It might have something to do with the fact that I've personally experienced being shamed and ridiculed for saying similar things.

People like to jump to conclusions, so "I crave cuddles" quickly becomes "I demand woman flesh" in their perception.

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

People who are touch averse.

[-] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 1 points 1 month ago

Not sure that i do. Those seem to be completely pointless and I'm always baffled why people crave those so much. Under good circumstances, after practicing those become completely neutral, but usually those are just uncomfortable.

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