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submitted 1 week ago by Cevilia to c/onehundredninetysix

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter.

Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.

Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.

Man (to Waitress): Morning!

Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!

Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and slop; egg bacon and slop; egg bacon sausage and slop; slop bacon sausage and slop; slop egg slop slop bacon and slop; slop sausage slop slop bacon slop tomato and slop;

Vikings (starting to chant): Slop slop slop slop...

Waitress: ...slop slop slop egg and slop; slop slop slop slop slop slop baked beans slop slop slop...

Vikings (singing): ...slop, lovely slop! Lovely slop!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and slop.

Wife: Have you got anything without slop?

Waitress: Well, there's slop egg sausage and slop, that's not got much slop in it.

Wife: I don't want ANY slop!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon slop and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got slop in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much slop in it as slop egg sausage and slop, has it?

Vikings: Slop slop slop slop (crescendo through next few lines)

Wife: Could you do the egg bacon slop and sausage without the slop then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

Wife: What do you mean ‘Urgghh'? I don't like slop!

Vikings: Lovely slop! Wonderful slop!

Waitress: Shut up!

Vikings: Lovely slop! Wonderful slop!

Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon slop and sausage without the slop.

Wife (shrieks): I don't like slop!

Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your slop. I love it. I'm having slop slop slop slop slop slop slop beaked beans slop slop slop and slop!

Vikings (singing): Slop slop slop slop. Lovely slop! Wonderful slop!

Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Man: Well could I have her slop instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress: You mean slop slop slop slop slop slop... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)

Vikings (singing elaborately): Slop slop slop slop. Lovely slop! Wonderful slop! Slop slo-o-o-o-o-op slop slo-o-o-o-o-op slop. Lovely slop! Lovely slop! Lovely slop! Lovely slop! Lovely slop! Slop, slop, slop, SLOOOOOOOOOOOP!

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submitted 1 week ago by tetris11@feddit.uk to c/onehundredninetysix

To all of you guys needing that extra bit of pre-christmas motivation to get shit done.

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they slash rule (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by laserm@lemmy.world to c/onehundredninetysix
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Ellison rule (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 1 week ago by JoMiran@lemmy.ml to c/onehundredninetysix

I have been sounding the alarm ever since the original bid to buy TikTok (years ago). Veterans of the IT world know how dangerous Larry is.

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inc rule (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)
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Rulesylin (sopuli.xyz)
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cannon vs fannon rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 week ago by erotador to c/onehundredninetysix

transcription: cannon: characters who completely hate eachother and almost killed eachother once. fannon: theyre lovers

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bruleaking bad (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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celebration rule 🎉 (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to c/onehundredninetysix

The backstory behind this is that I started my first semester of college more or less right after starting Estrogen and cutting contact with my mother. Today marks the end of my first semester so I immortalized my favorite 'low' moment of the half year. While my grades are far from great and I can't really say things are better, I'm not constantly fighting the idea of suicide and I have boobs now 😊

https://toad.social/@QuinnCoded/115710446280073244

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by sem@piefed.blahaj.zone to c/onehundredninetysix

challenge discursive spaces on their own. I

first encountered both images in Figure 2

while scrolling through Twitter. Placed in

conversation with the usual content I see on

that website (people voicing their opinions,

posting about recent accomplishments,

sharing other pieces of media they

appreciated, etc.), both shitposts presented

here forced me to do a double take. After a **quick glance at both memes, I could have **sworn I missed something or that I read them **wrong, trying to understand what reference I **had overlooked in subsequent readings. This

reaction stems from the subtle challenge that

shitposts present to social media discourses,

one that relies on the interpersonal

connections that form within what

Zappavigna (2012) has defined as ambient

affiliation. I tried to understand what the

author was communicating to me and other [...]

(emphasis mine lol)

Figure 2. Two examples of shitposts

Source: https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/03626784.2023.2272988#d1e205

via: https://mander.xyz/post/16363071

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alpha rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 week ago by TotallynotJessica to c/onehundredninetysix
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Hornet and Lace rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 week ago by froufox to c/onehundredninetysix

Drawing by @ShantySixix

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by user224@lemmy.sdf.org to c/onehundredninetysix

Top image source: https://www.reddit.com/r/homelab/comments/9ol79n/are_we_doing_blurry_server_cats_now/

Seen on Cisco Catalyst 3560G during pirated software update (just for playing around, not production use).
The checksums were verified against Cisco download center.

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Science Rule (lemmy.ca)
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an iconic rule-o (sh.itjust.works)
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