[-] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 5 days ago

At first they pinged Dell but I said nothing because I had a 28kBs modem

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 5 days ago

🫡🦅💥🇺🇸

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🗿rule🗿 (startrek.website)
[-] xkbx@startrek.website 105 points 1 month ago

“God I wish I’d shoot him like I shot that kid back in Vietnam”

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baking sheets with vegetables in the oven, below the sheet on the left has yellow text reading “SATIRE CRINGE ACCOUNT” and sheet on the right has pink text reading “SINCERE CRINGE ACCOUNT”

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 84 points 2 months ago

Does this look like a man who had… ALL he could eat?

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[-] xkbx@startrek.website 146 points 4 months ago

Damn USA about to include itself on its own travel advisory list

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Rulema (startrek.website)
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[-] xkbx@startrek.website 99 points 5 months ago

If you think that’s rock bottom, I think you should make like a Zapp Brannigan backrub and go lower.

Lower.

Lower.

Too low!

Lower…

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[-] xkbx@startrek.website 116 points 6 months ago

That’s because the deal has already been sealed. They typically wanna keep you off the market, not increase your “resale” value. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, cucking or sharing kinda kinks, not human trafficking. Human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kind of thing. Like, as a fantasy, not as a real thing. Real human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, as in humans stuck in traffic or transforming into cars and being stuck in traffic, not as being sold as a commodity. Unless you’re into that kind of thing.

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 122 points 8 months ago

People on here are sick. We’re talking about something tragic. I lament the loss of something as beautiful and precious as this. To think that a mountain could be tainted by being favoured by a genocidal dictator… no mountain deserves to be treated that way.

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submitted 8 months ago by xkbx@startrek.website to c/cat@lemmy.world

On a little vacay in Istanbul. This cat came to hang out at a restaurant down the street. He pawed my thigh, I thought he was gonna jump on me to ask me for pets and food, but I had no food left. I told him “sorry buddy I’m outta food.” Turns out he knew & was just pawing my thigh to move it so he could leave and find his next target.

I’ve seen people give full meals to this cat, he’s well fed.

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 112 points 8 months ago

Weird, generally latex prevents children from getting in

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 83 points 10 months ago
[-] xkbx@startrek.website 98 points 1 year ago

God I fucking wish

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