[-] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 1 hour ago

it’s because they’re very ambivalent about movie ratings

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 12 points 15 hours ago

I mean I could but that’s because when you don’t have enough friends you make up your own

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 22 hours ago

I think they said programming was math

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 49 points 1 day ago

It’s because most anvils were tuned to G. It was considered the original root scale step because anvils often worked best when tuned to G. But back in those days, it was called Sol (Solfège.) In french, Sol means ground, which is at the bottom. Ergo, every hammer driven by the smith was really just a sort of mating call that sent all the bottoms running to the smith’s doorstep. This is where the expression “she built like an anvil” comes from

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 34 points 1 day ago

So 50% of 50 is the same as 50% of 50. Both equal 5

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 22 points 1 day ago

I was looking for something that said “dad likes leather”

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 30 points 2 days ago

I am a stuttering serpent /s /s /s /s /s /s

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 109 points 3 days ago

Thank you, I specifically crafted this 3 hour slam death metal and goregrind compilation for my 5am beach walk by the residential area.

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[-] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 5 days ago

that burrito doing the lord’s work

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[-] xkbx@startrek.website 37 points 5 days ago

okay so i am introverted but not hot so i thought i couldnt relate. but i am fairly tattooed, and since i am a fat guy, i tend to wear shorts and t shirts a lot. having people stare at the exposed parts of my body makes me both uncomfortably self-conscious and inflates my ego. is this what hot people feel like?

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 103 points 6 days ago

they don’t care about you or what you think. The whole point is to get you familiar with the product. Familiarity drives shopping. You’re not gonna remember 6 months ago when that detergent ad ruined your 3rd blindfolded Dark Souls 3 run with a taser for a controller, but tide WILL feel familiar, and therefore a safe option. People love to feel like they’re that one wolf among sheep when they get annoyed by an ad, but in the end the rich corps still win.

but on a positive note I love the memes you’ve posted

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 227 points 6 days ago

i like it when my pornography creeps up in non-porn places, but that’s because my crippling addiction to porn has made porn boring

recently i even jerked off to a rubik’s cube because it was the least porn thing i could think of

that slutty-ass cube

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