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[-] Pistcow@lemmy.world 295 points 1 month ago

Im really having issues with what is real and not real.

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 179 points 1 month ago

I scrolled through, it isn’t real. I mean, you’ll have to take the word of a random person on the internet if you won’t look yourself. I’m not gonna try to discourage anyone from checking themselves, but man did their feed irritate my bowels. They’re so pants-shittingly dumb

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 44 points 1 month ago

A random netizen is our most reliable source these days.

[-] Klear@quokk.au 16 points 1 month ago

Says who?

Oh, a random person on the internet. Fine, I trust you.

[-] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago

They’re so pants-shittingly dumb

The problem is they’re not, like most of the right wing internet hate machine these days. At “best” they are grifters. At worst they are monied propagandists. The stupid ones are those who eat up what they say.

[-] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

You’re a braver man than I, and I trust you more than I have the will to verify what you’ve said.

[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

o7

Thank you for your service

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

appreciate you for verifying for us. i ain't gonna subject myself to that

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Thank you for shitting your pants on our behalf.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 41 points 1 month ago

Obviously, the man was a saint and all the copious evidence of his crimes was faked by Hollywood because Dear Leader is even higher than Jesus. Duh.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Dear Leader is even higher than Jesus

Dat adderal hits harder than incense did

[-] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

She knows people are stupid, and she enjoys tricking so many people, using the simplest, dumbest crap possible.

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

How does this non-sequitur have so many upvotes when the typo makes it unintelligible?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

Ok, I'm going to ruin it

[-] carotte 34 points 1 month ago

the moral of this story, im guessing:

CW: child abuseSo remember kids, if Jeffrey did hurt children, he did it because he loved them very much! If your parents seem mean to you, or do things to you that you don’t want, it’s because they want what’s best for you. ☺️

im not kidding i genuinely can see a prageru kids video ending this way, if one doesn’t already. they’ve legitimized child abuse on their main channel before

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

TL;DW: First part is about a conspiracy theory of him being framed for serial child rape to smear Trump, as he was his best friend. The second part is about how he was a great conservative men, who still was a human, thus if he made some little mistakes, it wouldn't be as bad as if evil liberal men (illustrations include a dude who looks like fat Vaush, one who looks like Hasanabi, and a few liberal rich men found guilty on trial and did not "leave the left") did that, and we should just forgive them.

[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The kid grow old from hearing that BS story.

[-] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

bro actually made a diaper 'sona of himself

[-] NoodlePoint@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Regardless, Prager is full of shit.

[-] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I wish this was a joke, but it isn't!

[-] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 70 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

the post is a joke. I stole it from a joke place.

but yeah they're gonna walk back any ill will to Epstein as soon as it turns out there's photos of him and Trump

Tap for spoilerE̴͚͎̭̘̹̕͝i̴̤͖̰͋͝͠f̴̢̙̰͙̏f̶̧̱̖͓̤̍̾̽́͘̕ẹ̷̩̿͑̀͗̚l̶̲̽͠ ̴̛̺͖̓̋̈́̕T̶͎̱̝̓̈́͑̍̀̕o̶̥͊͑̌̀͆͝w̶̰̤̠̑̍̿͜ͅe̴̠̍́͘̚ṟ̶͘͘i̵̞̦͚̻͌̀͛n̸͚̝̫͓̫̻͒̇͛̑̐̿ḡ̵̦̥̞͕̩̫̾͆̈́̉́ ̸̡̦́͗̊͗͒͑ś̷̤͓͎̼̄̎o̵̻̖̹͑̋̀͆̈͝m̶̡̅̋̽e̸̢̠̞̲̐̅͆̾͛b̷̧͐̽̊ͅò̴͉d̷͍̒͑̈́̌̈́ŷ̴͓'̶̨̄̑͠s̷̮̗̗̭̃̐̀͒̽̿ ̵͚͈͇̊͗̃̅͘t̷̥̠̫̭̝̲͌͋͗ơ̸̼͔͕͇͆̓̕̚d̶̛̬̰̰̗̘̆͠d̵̺̥̩̄͒̒͆̂l̴̢̜̝̲̃̓ȩ̵͆r̵̤͈̃͌̉

[-] Dojan@pawb.social 18 points 1 month ago

Wow. That was an idea I never needed put in my brain. I think that perhaps I should stop using the internet.

[-] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm sorry, you didn't deserve that. please accept this eyebleach as part of my apology

[-] Dojan@pawb.social 13 points 1 month ago

I think we’ll pull through, my friend.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I'm not sure i trust that link

[-] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 3 points 1 month ago

my liege, I would not bamboozle thee intentionally

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

'tis an otter!

[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I didn’t want to read that.

[-] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 13 points 1 month ago

shitfuck, I'll change it to spoiler tags

[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Thank you, I appreciate it.

[-] regedit@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

As I learned yesterday, the font type in the spoiler is legitimately accepted as email. Though not like that, ya monster!

[-] fushuan 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wym photos of Epstein and Trump. There's been photos and videos for decades, we know, it's public knowledge. Please don't tell me that you have this much interest in the thing but you haven't realised of all that info... It's been published in several outlets, photos on Reddit FrontPage, the daily show showing both photos and videos several times, here on Lemmy reaching FrontPage several times too...

You really have to live under a rock to think there's no photographic evidence of them being friends.

[-] Asetru@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago

Dude, read the spoiler in the post you replied to.

[-] fushuan 3 points 1 month ago

I tried but I admit I needed a second try to make out "Eiffel Towering some kids" from that cursed font, thanks.

[-] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Idk, from the garbage that comes up from twitter, nothing surprises me anymore. looked like a post from there.

[-] DizzoMyNizzo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

So, unless I'm an idiot, spoiler tags aren't revealed on mobile when tapped. I'm very curious as to what you said that had the others in a fit. Would you please DM it to me? I can only imagine it has something to do with raping or cannibalizing children...

[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

It depends on settings and client but it’s doable on voyager, I get a giant SPOILER button that opens it.

Anywho, let’s just trust your instincts here.

[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

I'm on Jerboa and spoiler tags work on here, it's a very plain implementation though, just

▶ Spoiler text

and you tap on the arrow or the text to see the spoiler. I like it but it might not be that obvious you can do that.

Reminder to everyone that Lemmy's DMs are not private by the nature of how federation works, maybe don't message anyone anything that might cause problems out of context.

[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Reminder to everyone that Lemmy's DMs are not private by the nature of how federation works, maybe don't message anyone anything that might cause problems out of context.

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