Damn, a double dose of truth from the onion this morning

I suppose next they will demand the "long form" birth certificate like they did with Obama. And then they will show it and it won't matter anyway.

So, no different than the first time?

I learned a new word today

government by the least suitable or competent citizens of a state.

Damn, and I was just about to break my "have never played Alan wake" streak...

It's not a template, they're going through lines in The Room.

When elephants fight, it's the grass that gets trampled.

Dems may have dropped the ball, but it's still the voters fault for not voting. Anyone trying to blame the party for the choices of the people is just trying to deflect guilt for their shitty choices.

We all knew this would happen, and some of us even said as much only to be told it was the Dems responsibility to make you want to vote, and not your duty to vote in the best interests of the country. 88 million people thought this was ok instead of making time to vote for someone they didn't like. They are still to blame, because they made the choice to not participate and make their voices heard.

Buckle up buttercup, you got at least 4 years of us telling you that you should have fucking voted, and we told you so.

In plasma donation, you get the blood put back without the plasma, so I wouldnt count on it actually filtering out the pfas.

Don't be naive and think this is actually about getting information and not a way to find out who's willing to fuck over their coworkers and kiss Der Furher 's ass-ring

I wonder if they also market for Asbestos free cereal.

"It was just a coincidence that he aggressively put his hand over his heart and then did the Roman solute multiple times. Just a string of accidents where he mistakenly and enthusiastically did something that looks exactly like a Nazi salute."

Cope harder