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IM HIGH
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Buddy's in a rocket ship, that's their whole purpose.
They knew what they were doing.
A school in my home town was called Miami High
So we would joke Mi am I High?
My brain tends to do that to me fairly often, making me read words split up differently. Most recently I discovered that Chicago could also be interpreted as a game similar to Pokemon Go! with a Spanish girl protagonist (Chica Go!).
Well sure, airplanes got big uppies.
It's always funny to me when the recruitment posters show the Air Force with guns.
Enlist today, kids! Sure, you got a 14 on the ACT, but that just means you're well suited for an exciting career as Air Base Gate Guard!
What, you wanted to be a pilot? A mechanic maybe?
Why would you think you're qualified for that?
Mad even better by the "no weapons" sign posted over the "A".
And his name is "Bud".
this post was submitted on 17 Feb 2025
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