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isawken posts:
just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher
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isawken posts:
just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher
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isawken posts:
just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher
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teaboot posts:
why's it called Real Estate though.
where's the Fake Estate
teaboot replies with a screenshot of the comment section:
leebeearts comments:
airbnb
[end comment]
leebeearts quick on the draw today
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femmenietzsche posted:
Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather
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femmenietzsche posted:
Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23660643
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femmenietzsche posted:
Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather
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femmenietzsche posted:
Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23510483
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mysharona1987 posts:
[screenshot of a tweet]
@iamthedunce tweets:
Vampires don't live in castles, Count Dracula lived in a castle because he was a count, not because he was a vampire.iamnmbr3 replies:
this feels like a sensitivity training for how to not commit micro aggressions against vampires in your workplace
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mysharona1987 posts:
[screenshot of a tweet]
@iamthedunce tweets:
Vampires don't live in castles, Count Dracula lived in a castle because he was a count, not because he was a vampire.iamnmbr3 replies:
this feels like a sensitivity training for how to not commit micro aggressions against vampires in your workplace
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mysharona1987 posts:
[screenshot of a tweet]
@iamthedunce tweets:
Vampires don't live in castles, Count Dracula lived in a castle because he was a count, not because he was a vampire.
iamnmbr3 replies:
this feels like a sensitivity training for how to not commit micro aggressions against vampires in your workplace
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nickyflowers posts:it would be cool if websites let you be an adult on them. the advertisers and payment processors need everything to be Family Friendly though and their definitions of family and friendly are absolutely fucked. but since they're in charge of the Internet now, no one is allowed to be an adult. tiktokers say things like "unalive" and "seggs" because they know death and sex are too adult for online. online is for idiot babies only now because they're easier to market to
nickyflowers replies:
oh im sorry you're a trans adult? super ban. you are super banned for life. you have upset Visa's feelings. Mastercard is throwing up in the corner. how could you do this to Google Ads?
hmm yes.. and they ought to be quick to dial in an emergency so maybe there should be a standardized short number just for them
also we should make them enormously racist
the original is also funny
it has been said before and i'll say it again: Pascal's wager for tech bros
the continuation:
all beer is free if you can outrun the cops
also doubles as an electrical fire generator, very versatile
first time i've not seen anyone mentioning horse cock under a vaush mention
my favorite bronze age ship is Gilgamesh x Enkidu