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Optical illusions are wild.
Close one eye, tilt your phone back, and look at the screen from the charging hole!
[stretched out text reading "you're doing great and i'm glad you exist"]
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isawken posts:
just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher
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isawken posts:
just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/24508067
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isawken posts:
just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher
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isawken posts:
just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher
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teaboot posts:
why's it called Real Estate though.
where's the Fake Estate
teaboot replies with a screenshot of the comment section:
leebeearts comments:
airbnb
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leebeearts quick on the draw today
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femmenietzsche posted:
Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather
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femmenietzsche posted:
Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23660643
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femmenietzsche posted:
Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather
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femmenietzsche posted:
Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23510483
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mysharona1987 posts:
[screenshot of a tweet]
@iamthedunce tweets:
Vampires don't live in castles, Count Dracula lived in a castle because he was a count, not because he was a vampire.iamnmbr3 replies:
this feels like a sensitivity training for how to not commit micro aggressions against vampires in your workplace
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mysharona1987 posts:
[screenshot of a tweet]
@iamthedunce tweets:
Vampires don't live in castles, Count Dracula lived in a castle because he was a count, not because he was a vampire.iamnmbr3 replies:
this feels like a sensitivity training for how to not commit micro aggressions against vampires in your workplace
hmm yes.. and they ought to be quick to dial in an emergency so maybe there should be a standardized short number just for them
also we should make them enormously racist
you do understand that the joker is in the wrong here, right? like in this scene he's a mentally i'll man saying that killing people is funny.
if you genuinely believe that existence has an inherent negative value then i strongly suggest you seek help, and i don't mean that to be facetious. antinatalism is depression turned into a moral philosophy, it posits itself as a solution to suffering by offering an unrealizable future, but really it's an excuse to not even attempt to make the world better.
it has been said before and i'll say it again: Pascal's wager for tech bros
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all beer is free if you can outrun the cops
also doubles as an electrical fire generator, very versatile
first time i've not seen anyone mentioning horse cock under a vaush mention
my favorite bronze age ship is Gilgamesh x Enkidu