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thedickcavettshow posts:
hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨
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thedickcavettshow posts:
hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23252685
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lil-shiro posts:
Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context
[screenshot of a twitter post]Sandy Tragent posts:
Let's see your pictures of the real England that luckily still exists. I'll go first. Wiltshire.
[A picture of an old idyllic looking English town]@C0LDREACTOR retweets:
[a photo of several storefronts on the street]
double greggs separated by a casino[end of twitter screenshot]
cipherhunter replies:
[screenshot of a tumblr comment section]
asmadasthehatters comments:
Pop in for a cheeky sausage roll, chuck the month's council tax down hte shitter on the slots, celebrate with a second, cheekier sausage roll
Bangin'
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23252685
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lil-shiro posts:
Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context
[screenshot of a twitter post]Sandy Tragent posts:
Let's see your pictures of the real England that luckily still exists. I'll go first. Wiltshire.
[A picture of an old idyllic looking English town]@C0LDREACTOR retweets:
[a photo of several storefronts on the street]
double greggs separated by a casino[end of twitter screenshot]
cipherhunter replies:
[screenshot of a tumblr comment section]
asmadasthehatters comments:
Pop in for a cheeky sausage roll, chuck the month's council tax down hte shitter on the slots, celebrate with a second, cheekier sausage roll
Bangin'
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23252685
show transcript
lil-shiro posts:
Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context
[screenshot of a twitter post]Sandy Tragent posts:
Let's see your pictures of the real England that luckily still exists. I'll go first. Wiltshire.
[A picture of an old idyllic looking English town]@C0LDREACTOR retweets:
[a photo of several storefronts on the street]
double greggs separated by a casino[end of twitter screenshot]
cipherhunter replies:
[screenshot of a tumblr comment section]
asmadasthehatters comments:
Pop in for a cheeky sausage roll, chuck the month's council tax down hte shitter on the slots, celebrate with a second, cheekier sausage roll
Bangin'
show transcript
lil-shiro posts:
Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context
[screenshot of a twitter post]
Sandy Tragent posts:
Let's see your pictures of the real England that luckily still exists. I'll go first. Wiltshire.
[A picture of an old idyllic looking English town]
@C0LDREACTOR retweets:
[a photo of several storefronts on the street]
double greggs separated by a casino
[end of twitter screenshot]
cipherhunter replies:
[screenshot of a tumblr comment section]
asmadasthehatters comments:
Pop in for a cheeky sausage roll, chuck the month's council tax down the shitter on the slots, celebrate with a second, cheekier sausage roll
Bangin'
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viciar posts:
still thinking about when i saw a girl on here with ~3 partners and one of them was a lesbian with a “MEN DNI” banner and one of them was a tboy with a “MEN DNI’ DNI” banner
raptorofwar replies:
[screenshot of tumblr tags]
#wolf goat and cabbage polycule
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solarsyrup posted:
CAVEMAN DOING STANDUP: two moons ago, me daughter ask for new furs. no want mammoth or giant sloth, no, now want cheetah fur. me so tired of "fast fashion."OTHER CAVEMAN: [plays a rimshot on two coconuts and a scallop shell]
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solarsyrup posted:
CAVEMAN DOING STANDUP: two moons ago, me daughter ask for new furs. no want mammoth or giant sloth, no, now want cheetah fur. me so tired of "fast fashion."OTHER CAVEMAN: [plays a rimshot on two coconuts and a scallop shell]
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solarsyrup posted:
CAVEMAN DOING STANDUP: two moons ago, me daughter ask for new furs. no want mammoth or giant sloth, no, now want cheetah fur. me so tired of "fast fashion."
OTHER CAVEMAN: [plays a rimshot on two coconuts and a scallop shell]
hmm yes.. and they ought to be quick to dial in an emergency so maybe there should be a standardized short number just for them
also we should make them enormously racist
what would the boston tea party equivalent for america be? dumping an entire mcdonalds worth in the sewers?
uses sub instead of community
opinion invalidated, hounds released, house doxxed, feet leaked
the original is also funny
you do understand that the joker is in the wrong here, right? like in this scene he's a mentally i'll man saying that killing people is funny.
if you genuinely believe that existence has an inherent negative value then i strongly suggest you seek help, and i don't mean that to be facetious. antinatalism is depression turned into a moral philosophy, it posits itself as a solution to suffering by offering an unrealizable future, but really it's an excuse to not even attempt to make the world better.
it has been said before and i'll say it again: Pascal's wager for tech bros
the continuation:
also doubles as an electrical fire generator, very versatile
in case the Wikipedia article is too hard to read:
our beautiful baby boy Robert 3de2d34e-a089-4a5a-acd8-b00d7c7eb07a