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don't be vampirist (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 5 days ago by nicknonya to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23510483

show transcriptmysharona1987 posts:
[screenshot of a tweet]
@iamthedunce tweets:
Vampires don't live in castles, Count Dracula lived in a castle because he was a count, not because he was a vampire.

iamnmbr3 replies:
this feels like a sensitivity training for how to not commit micro aggressions against vampires in your workplace

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[-] Dicska@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

Yeah, stop shaming trailer park vampires!

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

this could be a silly franchise

[-] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 days ago

What We Do in the Shadows is probably pretty close.

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Each spawn gets a trailer and at night they move, consuming a new campsite each night and adding the visitors to their ranks.

[-] Dicska@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Starring: Danny Trejo (in any role, really)

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Starring: Danny Trejo, as every vampire. When they turn, they turn into HIM.

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

You live in a fucking Castle Colin Robinson, shut up

this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2025
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