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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/24508067

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just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher

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[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 63 points 2 days ago

Testicles, swollen with desire

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Follicles, hairy and warm.

[-] errer@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Fornicates, hard and slick

[-] univers3man@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Shaka, when the walls fell.

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Temba, his arms wide.

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

I have a strong desire to record myself reading everything in this thread

[-] vane@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Was Penetrates living on Dildos island ?

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 18 points 2 days ago

Good ol' Penetrates was never bored, no matter what it was he could get into it.

[-] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 3 points 2 days ago

Deep thoughts. Oh so deep.

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