You are all wrong of course. This is a truck.

Try listen to Wasnatch - Front to Back. They used this as the album cover.

Go right ahead. I don't want them anymore. Be a bit hard to explain at the ER. Ballus Spontanious Explodicus isn't covered at med school I don't think. Not sure, doc, they just sort of exploded, you know? Isn't that always the case? No, no replacement testosterone please, I'll manage. Just stem the bleeding and I'll be out of your hair. What was that? Psyche eval? Nah, I'm fine. Really I am. No need for that.

It might sting a little, but it'll be worth it. Do it now, before I lose my courage. I can always say I had an accident and fell on the lubed up light bulb and it sort of got stuck up there. Then my balls exploded as well. Talk about unlucky.

Fire. Round fire.

Yeah. Gets expensive. I've been buying a lot of second hand which for base items like tops and tees works pretty well. If it doesn't fit, I just return it. I buy the very cheapest ones for just wearing around the house or for working in the garden or the car and stuff like that.

Depending on where you are, online second hand may not be an option, but if it is, it can save you some money.

I haven't found my look yet so there is a lot of experimenting and to keep the cost manageable, second hand is a great choice. Although I may love an item I've bought, I may never wear it again, because I'm over 50 and not a 16 year old punk girl. I'm still in denial about that.

I too do the "maybe it'll work despite being two sizes too small" thing. It never does so back it goes. I've learned from my ex wife to ruthlessly send back things that doesn't fit or doesn't look good on you when you try them on. She easily sends back 70% of what she orders. As a baby trans, I have no idea what I'm doing so I don't feel bad about sending a lot of stuff back. That said, I do keep a lot of clothes that I most likely never will wear again.

Neanderthal me be. We aren't all extinct, thank you very much.

No one does that except for people believing it's a thing the upper class/nobility does. Which of course they don't. Try to find video of the Nobel price dinner for example and see if any of the royalty poke their pinky out while drinking. Not that I'd worry about emulating those unelected sponges, but if there's one thing they do know, it's etiquette.

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Lol. Really puts a smile on my face. So cute.

Yep. That hit right in the feels. Thank you, sister. It was beautiful.

I was this years old when I realized I'm trans and the wait to even start a medical evaluation is about three years where I live and it'll take a year or two. So before I get to the transition it'll be at least 5 years. Fuck that's depressing...

I do plan to transition, but that is realistically 4-5 years away, which sucks because I'm over 50 and only very recently realized I'm a trans woman. Tempus fugit and all that, but I want it done like tomorrow. So much wasted time already. I know the process needs to happen, but a girl can dream, right?