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Everybody always presents laundromats in tv shows and movies as this sexy place where you meet horny singles who aren't wearing underwear because it's in the wash.

But in real life, that just isn't true. The laundromat has angry people who don't want to be there, and nobody EVER has sex, or takes their clothes off.

So why are laundromats always presented like that?

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[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 148 points 8 months ago

Because some of those angry lonely people are writers, and they have a lot of time to think.

[-] irish_link@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

Daydream, “lots of time to ‘daydream’”

Let’s be honest half the stuff a guy writes is about how to win a girl over and the other half is having sex with said girl.

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 141 points 8 months ago

You must watch very different movies than I do. I immediately envision something dank and dark with flickering lights.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 31 points 8 months ago

And a naked, bloody clown playing patty cake with his imaginary friend while his clothes wash.

[-] Bougie_Birdie 11 points 8 months ago

How do you know they're a clown if they're naked?

They might just be a juggalo

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

That's even worse!

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Yes, very different movies.

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 18 points 8 months ago

And a frustrated Mr Bean trying to do laundry.

[-] m4xie 12 points 8 months ago

We're back to sexy!

[-] Homescool@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

That one episode of Friends

[-] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

I see it mostly in anime.

[-] SatyrSack@feddit.org 61 points 8 months ago

Wow, what kind of lame laundromats have you been visiting?

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 54 points 8 months ago

My last three laundromat visits involved anal.

[-] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 36 points 8 months ago

Nah, it just felt like it because it costs so much to start the machine.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

Just put a few quarters in her

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[-] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 56 points 8 months ago

The scientific reason is that the 350 watt drum connected to the dryer motor vibrates at 55 hertz which stimulates the female solar plexus. This creates a chain reaction and urges males to assert dominance and proceed with a mating ritual. When you combine this with the enticingly large sums of cash at a typical laundromat, you can see this is a devastating combination. The scantily clad hot body people is a side effect, not the cause.

[-] ThoGot@lemm.ee 31 points 8 months ago

That reads like something out of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

[-] hungryphrog 44 points 8 months ago

aren’t wearing underwear because it’s in the wash

??????? Do these people only have one paif of underwear??

[-] Burninator05@lemmy.world 51 points 8 months ago

Hey everyone! Take a look at mister "I have two pairs of underwear" over here!

[-] hungryphrog 29 points 8 months ago
[-] blackbrook@mander.xyz 7 points 8 months ago

Sometimes, just for a lark, I wear both pairs at the same time! Hahahahaha!

[-] uriel238 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I have multiple pairs of underwear but I hate ~~h~~ going to a laundromat, so I used to wait until I was absolutely out of everything and the clothes I was wearing were oversoiled.

I have laundry facilities at home now, but when I'm double-plus depressed, I still will wait until I have absolutely nothing to wear.

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 11 points 8 months ago

I have zero paifs of underwear.

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago
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[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 40 points 8 months ago

Yeah I'm tired of all this laundromat sexy-washing.

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 28 points 8 months ago

Everything Everywhere All At Once

[-] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago

When they announced that movie won at the Oscars, I swear I thought what they were trying to say was that all the movies won.

[-] maniel@sopuli.xyz 4 points 8 months ago

Yeah, watched it with my wife and we both said roughly WTF was that after it ended

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[-] AAA@feddit.org 27 points 8 months ago

Because people who never needed to use an annoying thing like to imagine and romantize how they would use it. Completely ignoring reality.

[-] Lemonparty@lemm.ee 25 points 8 months ago

I have never seen a laundromat romanticized in a movie as far as I can recall.

[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago

Seattle used to have a combination laundromat/bar that was called Sit and Spin.

Never had a chance to go. I imagine it was a very horny place. Also at the time median age in Seattle was like 23.

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[-] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago

Don't believe everything you see on TV. There's a reason it's called "the idiot box".

[-] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 17 points 8 months ago

I think it's because they are a setting where people are there for a separate purpose to meeting a partner, which allows for romance to be portrayed as spontaneous. Also, clothes (particularly underwear, pyjamas and towels) come into contact with the body and imply intimacy.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

In my town, junkies hang out at the laundromat begging for money. The cops show up regularly and haul them off. I saw prostitutes outside of it once, too

[-] pinkystew@reddthat.com 7 points 8 months ago
[-] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 16 points 8 months ago

Bud, if you've ever encountered an angry meth zombie trapped in an enclosed space with you, you'd know the pain.

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[-] Squorlple@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

Well I mean people have to strip naked in the laundromat to wash their clothes. What, you guys don’t do that?

For real though, I’d guess it’s just because it’s sort of a meet-cute type of location since patrons may kill time there while their clothes wash and dry and might chat with other patrons while waiting.

[-] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago

I mean you can't have a rags to riches romance take place where all the riches are.

In all seriousness, it's probably the culture. A lot of countries/cities do have settings where laundromats are slightly less angry because it's the preferred norm for getting things done.

That, sadly, does not include my local laundromat, which I'm reluctant to tend to during late hours. One could say it's like the real Five Nights at Freddy's there.

[-] Yelena@programming.dev 11 points 8 months ago

Lol having sex in a laundromat is not going to go over well

[-] solrize@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

You didn't see the movie "My Beautiful Laundrette".

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I’ve definitely experienced romance in a laundromat, it was a place where I had basically nothing but time and was freshly out on my own. It was a place I could focus on texting someone I was falling for.

Also it’s one of those things I will struggle to avoid any chance I can get in the future because that time translated to an hour and a half long chore that’s mostly waiting where I couldn’t do much else. It fucking sucked lol.

Oh also there’s a bar with live music in a laundromat that I’ve been to, alcohol and punk music can definitely up the vibes

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It's a fantasy. If you lived in Hollowoodland where everyone is beautiful, wouldn't you want them all to be in their underwear, sweat glistening on their bare skin, getting all hot and bothered? It sure would beat the reality where everyone is ugly, fully clothed and just wants to get the fuck outta there ASAP.

[-] RatzChatsubo@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago

I immediately thought of this sexy flight of the Conchords music video:

https://youtu.be/N5gZgGckJDo

[-] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago

Remember the Levi's classic ad 1985, now I feel old.

[-] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago

Because if people wanted to see angry people who don't want to be there, they would just go to a laundromat in real life.

[-] Zier@fedia.io 3 points 8 months ago

Is this about My Beautiful Laundrette?

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