Jerika

I feel proud that Michigan made it in to real America, but Colorado definitely is not part of Dumbfuckistan.

He's said as much too.

He flat out said that if Trump didn't win that he'd be going to prison for life. He's done some really, really bad stuff.

Well, Musk's companies sure seem to be buying quite a few, so I'm sure that's helping him too.

Kristi Noem

Because Americans have been trained to think that they're just one step away from the billionaires, and have absolutely zero class consciousness.

Hey, sounds exactly like my mom! I have no idea where this line of thinking comes that all queer people are that way because they were sexually assaulted at some point, but I've known multiple people in the older generation who think that for some reason.

She also insists that I'm "just a gay man, because I know lots of effeminate gay guys", even though I've explained to her multiple times that's not how it works and I'm primarily attracted to women. It's very tiring to deal with her at times...

Trump-Epstein Ballroom

He could just be sent to CECOT or a random Sudanese prison. I think it's still too good for him, but I'm willing to compromise.

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I'm so, so fucking sick and tired of all the doomer shut-in fuckwits who think that we're going to fix this by doing a Jan 6 style raid on the White House. That's not how any of this works. I went to a No Kings protest. You want to know what happened before/after the "parade"? Thousands of people signed up to move our state towards ranked choice voting, information was given out on protecting your community from ICE, and people are getting resources to be more politically active. Literally every political advocacy org in my area has absolutely exploded and we're at a point where we're having to pause memberships because there are so many people trying to join.

Real change takes a bit of fucking time and I'm so, so, so sick and tired of all the people who act like no one is doing anything, while they themselves do fuck-all but doom scroll on Lemmy and post about how it's all over.

It's a boss battle, and bitching about how people are just dodge rolling and parrying and have barely chipped away at the health bar is absolutely asinine.