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[-] SnotFlickerman 151 points 3 months ago

We need a fucking Boomer Humor community to lock this cancer away in.

[-] dandelion 42 points 3 months ago

sounds like the shitposting is working to me

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 19 points 3 months ago

It's meta-meta humour, friend!

[-] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Lemmy userbase is pretty old

[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

As a fucking boomer, I agree.

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago

As a fucking boomer

I'm not sure sexual activity was required as a data entry here

[-] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Jody jokes are as old as the military, but yeah this is some cringe shit that’s using a very old joke

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[-] Walk_blesseD 83 points 3 months ago
[-] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 3 months ago
[-] pyre@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

how are they still asking for it

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 78 points 3 months ago

First solid shitpost that made me laugh heartily this year. Let’s go.

[-] hungryphrog 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"Solid shitpost" implies the existence of liquid shitposts. (sorry, I had to)

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[-] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 47 points 3 months ago

Hahahaha i am a human and i find this humorous.

[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 13 points 3 months ago

Found Zuckerberg's alt. Hey, go back to the Metaverse!

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Ye best start believing in threads... /joke

[-] piracysails@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago
[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago
[-] Wav_function@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Noo it's just a stupid movie

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[-] Critical_Thinker@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

Trust him, he always tells the truth.

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[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 43 points 3 months ago

They could have been trying via in vitro and it finally took.. but this is under shit posts so I’m not looking hard at it.

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 14 points 3 months ago

Nah, Jody's just very fertile

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 months ago

I considered that same thought.

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

And TBH some of us would still be happy as long as we were all aware of the situation during every step of the process.

[-] vzq@lemmy.world 40 points 3 months ago

Haha that’s funny cause women are untrustworthy sluts! Haha get it? Get it?

[-] Limitless_screaming@kbin.earth 46 points 3 months ago

It's funny because it makes fun of "Wholesome" stories which were prominent at some point (Still are on FB). Even if it was all about his girlfriend cheating, it's still simply using the soldier as the butt of the joke with no deeper meaning.

The only thing wrong with this meme is how old it is (IMO).

[-] EldritchFeminity 7 points 3 months ago

This is basically the progenitor of all those AI generated Shrimp Jesus posts that Facebook has now.

Controversy for the algorithm god, slop for the engagement throne!

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[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 40 points 3 months ago

Nah its funny because "idiot going to a pointless war thinking his gf or wife can live a happy life for 3 years while worrying and having no intimacy"

[-] vzq@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

On the off chance anyone is taking this seriously, that’s not really how deployments work in any western military.

Also “your wife is banging hippies and black people while you risk your life in this pointless war” is literally Vietnam era propaganda.

Get some new material at least.

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 3 months ago

If you think talking about reality is "propaganda" then i have very bad news for you buddy.

[-] vzq@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Honestly, I agree with you about the pointlessness of most wars.

It’s weaponizing misogyny to make that point that is deeply icky.

It was wrong then and it’s wrong now.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

is literally Vietnam era propaganda.

Does this make it wrong?

[-] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

women are untrustworthy sluts!

Some are, especially many of the wives and girlfriends of military servicemen.

[-] Master@lemm.ee 23 points 3 months ago

This is the issue. Women in general are not but there is a subset of women who target service men. Those women are the reason these memes exist.

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[-] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

If you marry a barracks rat, don’t be surprised if she hooks up with Jody while you’re downrange.

[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 11 points 3 months ago

Its funny because they were both fucking everything that moved during the deployment. Actually pretty common.

[-] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Yeah, it's actually legit fucking insane. I've been deployed 3 times, and the amount of infidelity I witnessed from both spouses, every time, was...something to behold. The first time I went I naively thought people were blowing the rate out of proportion before I got there but it was like...so many people.

Like I get that military life is difficult, most people get married hella young so the partners can stay together, and then deployments happen. Deployments happen right after one spouse uproots their entire lives to move halfway across the world with no support system. It still sucks to see because once it all comes out, it tears families apart every time.

[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Ofk not! All humans are untrustworthy sluts.👍

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 15 points 3 months ago

You'll address me by my girlfriend's husband's rank!

[-] hungryphrog 4 points 3 months ago

Is this "address me by my husband's rank" a real thing people do? You didn't even achieve that rank yourself...

[-] uriel238 7 points 3 months ago

Ain’t no use in calling home,
Jody’s on your telephone.

Ain’t no use in going home.
Jody’s got your girl and gone.

Ain’t no use in feeling blue,
Jody’s got your sister too.

Ain’t no use in looking back,
Jody’s got your Cadillac.

[-] nl4real@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Really? This what crosses a line for y'all?

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Thanks Jodie. You made this all possible

[-] uriel238 4 points 3 months ago

Here is an odd take:

In the CSI episode Ellie, The eponymous Ellie Brass is caught up in a situation, and Warrick is sent to work his forensic magic. In the end, after dealing with Ellie's attitude throughout, Brass tells Warrick Ellie is the result of an affair, but she doesn't know, and believs Brass is her bio-dad.

Ellie was a popular episode, so the character became recurring.

With the population so high, I'm personally not desperate to see my genes perpetuated. It was drilled into me that having kids in poverty is a really bad idea, also I never thought I'd be a good dad (though I get to do dad stuff for my adult stepdaughters and grandpa stuff for their kids so it goes.) For most of my life having kids was off my agenda.

Granted, my wife and I would still have to sort out matters of the affair. If relationship exclusivity was betrayed or communication was lacking, she and I would have to sort that out.

And yet If we were in a position to raise children, then it wouldn't matter to me if the genes were mine or someone else's. I would still be a dad or at least a participatory adult involved in raising them. They'd grow up with my values and be witting and deliberate when they rejected them.

Of course I'm mad enough to be a regular at the March Hare's tea room (🐰🎩🫖☕️) so hopefully I wouldn't inflict that on them too much.

[-] rabber@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

Seems to be lot of cucks per capita in the military and I've never figured out why

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