[-] Tin 17 points 2 weeks ago

If the opening blows of a broader class war are very concerning to you, I guess you're on the wrong side.

[-] Tin 10 points 2 weeks ago

Buy more of the perma-dye to get the spots you didn't dye because they were under your clothes. If you're going to be permanently green, go full body.

[-] Tin 10 points 1 month ago

Honestly it's fine. Keep fedi niche, it's why it continues to be comfy.

[-] Tin 13 points 1 month ago
[-] Tin 13 points 2 months ago
  • Has faith in the Lord
  • Believes that God saved Trump from assassin's bullet
  • Ergo: put Trump in the path of every hurricane, enjoy being protected by proximity.
[-] Tin 20 points 2 months ago

I enjoy turning this one around. "Oh, you're one of those socialists who wants everybody else to do your work for you, too lazy to lift your own groceries. Nobody wants to work anymore!"

[-] Tin 34 points 2 months ago

"Sir, this is First National Total Landscaping"

[-] Tin 45 points 3 months ago

"yer a jedi, harry" - Gandalf

[-] Tin 16 points 3 months ago

As a part of the 1993 SMB movie's cult following, I wouldn't say it's the level of fail that has contributed as much as a combination of nostalgia, and just how damn unapologetically strange it is. Someone honestly went and pitched a grimy, dieselpunk take on Super Mario Brothers, with Daisy as the princess rather than Peach, and humanoid/reptilian koopas, Toad as a punk busker, a velociraptor Yoshi, and Dennis Hopper looking absolutely insane as Bowser. And somehow, that movie got made and didn't end up being the subject of "the insane reinvention of Super Mario Bros. that could have been" documentaries, and fan-film homages.

I'm aware that Hoskins and Leguizamo both have said that had a terrible time making the movie because of how disorganized it was, but I don't care, the finished product is amazing.

[-] Tin 11 points 3 months ago

Let's start with foreign affairs, because from my perspective he isn't too good at getting along with other world leaders (or anyone) unless they praise him. How do you suppose foreign affairs would improve?

[-] Tin 14 points 3 months ago

Honest question, not bait: why?

[-] Tin 12 points 3 months ago

I'm pretty sure that's this guy: https://www.youtube.com/@ProfessionalDouche

Trolls Trump events like this pretty often, he's an entertaining watch.

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