You look like finnster but finnster has even nicer hair

Be nice to yourselves or I'll hit you with The Throngler

I dunno, I feel like this one also works for transfems

Me when I cracked… "This isn't even the most dangerous decision you've made this week. Place an order for thigh highs and let's see if we can aquire skirt without it being delivered to the house and without having to interact with a teller in a way they'll realize what I'm buying. If we're still alive by friday we'll go rollerskating in said outfit"

Congratulations, you have triggered the unskippable "incel rant" cutscene. I hope you brought popcorn

Aye, that be why I condone traumatizing them

For real though, unless you're a filthy aroace like me you either want to be her, date her or both

Please warn me if you have back problems or chronic pain. I like tight bearhugs and I don't want to aggrivate such conditions

So did you ask him out after you cracked?

Well happy birthday to me, I knew I'd forgotten one of the weird coincidences of my birth this year.

you just have to relearn the muscle memory. You'll get there :)

Do software synthesizers like fluidsynth count?