I don't know about super cute now… Definitely cute but not necessarily super cute

Builtin airbags for my not infrequent traffic accidents

You look like finnster but finnster has even nicer hair

Be nice to yourselves or I'll hit you with The Throngler

I dunno, I feel like this one also works for transfems

Congratulations, you have triggered the unskippable "incel rant" cutscene. I hope you brought popcorn

"hello fellow kids" moment

For real though, unless you're a filthy aroace like me you either want to be her, date her or both

Please warn me if you have back problems or chronic pain. I like tight bearhugs and I don't want to aggrivate such conditions

So did you ask him out after you cracked?

Less likely to get RTFM from people who remember what it's like to love a computer not obsess over it I suppose