I'd prefer to just bury them in soft peat for 3 months and recycle them as firestarters.

The first time I ever played it I was in my "fuck you I won't do what you tell me" phase.

I still feel that way, but now it's not a phase.

Plus the little tink is hilarious.

Yeah, it's crazy that you can actually put the can IN the trash. Most games it would just sit awkwardly on top of a transparent hitbox. Never seen it myself, though... I'm something of a rebel.

Weird, I was literally just thinking about FLoB last week, and meant to see if he ever got there.

My wife asked what I was doing, so that side tracked me into explaining the Far Lands, and we ended up playing Minecraft for the night.

I honestly expected it to take WAY longer to get there.

If there's two things I cannot fucking stand, it's people who are intolerant of other's cultures... And the Dutch.

Imagine veing the poor minimum wage employee that had to put that sign up before clocking out for the last time.

"Yeah, I made sure to lock up before I left, the fire alarm and security system were all running fine, and as nearby CCTV cameras will show I left the building and headed in the direction of home, I have no idea what could have caused the electrical issues that made them both stop functioning right before the store burned down. Of course since I lost my job, it's not really MY problem, now is it? click"

I want a Bluetooth physical phone so I can slam the receiver down and hang up with flair

Damn, that's the same bass-ackwards logic that record companies use to say piracy makes them lose money.

Spoiler alert: the majority of people pirating your stuff would not have otherwise purchased it. You have lost nothing.

Similarly, the majority of people using gamepass to play the game would absolutely not have bought the game, especially since it's the same game as last time, with new names and skins.

For instance: the last call of duty game I bought was MW3. I only played black ops 2 when someone got two copies for their birthday and gave one to me I only remember playing for the zombies. I have played a total of less than 30 minutes, from startup screen to shutdown, of all the call of duties since then. Absolutely no chance in hell I'd buy another one. But I'm sure Microsoft would have included me trying it out as a potential lost sale of every one of them.

0. Massive amounts of politicians and car company execs gleefully hopping into bed with fossil fuel companies for longer than almost anyone currently living has been around.

Twitter is the only thing I will ever intentionally deadname.

Companies aren't people, neither are billionaires.

It's Sony, a Japanese company.

Why would they care about what people in private

Lol. Lmao, even.

Sony cares a bit too much about how people use the things they own that Sony made.

Japan is famous for its laws and customs regarding nudity, sex, porn, accessories, etc... Anything you might expect a stereotypical prude to clutch their pearls over, really. It's simply gasp too obscene!

I like asking these types of Nationalist Christians (Nat-C's if you like) to show me in the Bible where it says to do the things they're doing.

9/10 times I've read more of the Bible than they have, simply due to me reading the whole thing at least 3 times in my life, front to back. Most Christians haven't read an entire book, let alone the whole thing. They just get their cherry-picked feel-good verses on Sunday and that's it.

So usually I can bring up more verses that say something different than they're claiming, or giving context that shows their interpretation to be wrong.

My absolute favorite is when they say homosexuality is wrong. Why? Because leviticus says "you shouldn't sleep with me as you would a woman", therefore it's a sin! Oh wait you mean that 1: the oldest copies we have use words in a language that means "young boys" or "apprentices" and not "men"? And therefore mean don't fuck children? 2: You mean that the word "Homosexual" didn't appear IN ANY copy until the mid 1900s? When world wars were putting a dent into populations and being anything other than a straight child-producing married couple meant you were vilified? And you ALSO mean to tell me that leviticus is giving instructions for Jewish priests on how to behave, and not the everyday person anyway?

Oh and by the way abortion: Numbers 5, selling your daughter: exodus 21, the 13th Ammendment is against your God and his book: leviticus 25, if you spoke ill of Biden or Obama, you sinned: ephesians 6, you BETTER not be wearing blended cloth: leviticus 19, and a personal favorite, the Bible is pornographic: Ezekiel 23.

Rude is the coworker who thinks their shirts meant to antagonize anyone left of the US version of "center" are hilarious, rude are the coworkers who talk shit about trans people on break, rude are those who spend every conversation saying "mentally ill people should be locked up and oh by the way trans people are mentally ill", rude are the ones who make the LGBTQ employees scared that one day they'll just come to work and find a parking lot full of people waiting to jump them because the government said it's legal.

I consider myself quite polite when these things happen in my workplace and I'm not slashing tires or torching cars, and instead all I do is say "hey that's not okay and here's why..."

Doesn't stop HR from coming and telling me I need to be respectful of my coworkers opinions. (HR guy is a democrat, but like... One of those "if you're being oppressed please resist quietly and peacefully within the confines of the oppressive laws made specifically to target you" kind of liberals)

Remember kids: the standard you walk past is the standard you accept.